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Smigg last won the day on July 1 2017

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  1. Smigg

    Episode 165.5 - Minisode 165.5

    I call it "A Paultry Description" Paul describes a movie (covered in HDTGM, to keep it in the universe for want of a better word), but there is a "paltry" amount of detail. And we have to guess what it is So, for example "A guy and his friends star in a TV show" The answer would be... The Running Man. I haven't really thought this one through, I thought of the name before anything else.
  2. Smigg

    Episode 165.5 - Minisode 165.5

    1) Two Pizzas, acting as a sandwich for a rib eye steak in between 2) It started off white, but now has red bits on it from the blood 3) I'd be a giant tourtoise, because nobody suspects the tourtoise 4) Just a good old fashioned metal bucket, they hold the same amount of water, but they're sturdier than the plastic 5) Psylocke, because I saw Olivia Munn in the outfit 6) Let's just say, in Britain during the 90s, some nights, every other channel had softcore it seemed. 7) Criticising other people's grilling skills, and saying that it makes them less of a man 8) It would be whatever kind of movie "Bronson" was, and I would be played by Dame Judi Dench 9) Vanilla, straight forward, no nonsense 10) WILLIAM FUCKING MURDERFACE!!! 11) Las Vegas, because I like gambling, and there are fights to watch every other weekend, and I want to punch Carrot Top in the face 12) Retired Billionaire... 13) Recently became a morning person, now if I get up after 7, it feels weird 14) I love video games, I'm not great at them, but when one hits the right chord with me, I'm on it for months 15) I'm going to change this to "Celebrity Crushes", but Asuka from NXT, and Stephanie Beatriz are among them right now 16) Someone bet me £20 that I wouldn't eat a dog chew, so I took the fucker down 17) Buy Christmas presents, I keep notes on things my mum and my brother say during the year, and then pick them out 18) Probably my obsession with Mortal Kombat, and knowing it pretty much inside out 19) Put your hand over a bulldog's nose, it's a bit like that 20) No one, what's the point? My experience have made me who I am, so changing that would mean I'm not the same person anymore, for better or worse. That started off half joking, and then became real.
  3. Smigg

    Episode 165.5 - Minisode 165.5

    I'd call in, but: A). I'm not calling San Diego from England, I'm not made of money B.) I hate talking on the phone at the best of times, so one that's going to be made public is even worse for me C) It'll end up with Paul being threatened with a powerbomb if the god damned Mortal Kombat Annihilation episode doesn't get made! And, because of the gif, just let me indulge myself briefly... E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!
  4. Smigg

    Episode 165.5 - Minisode 165.5

    Too late, I'm keeping it! I've told my family!
  5. Smigg

    Episode 165.5 - Minisode 165.5

    I wouldn't rule out the possibility of people lurking on the forums seeing the reaction to the jerk off calls, calling in in the hopes that Paul plays it, and then coming here to see the results.
  6. Smigg

    Episode 165.5 - Minisode 165.5

    Merci beaucoup mon ami. I did win because of the ninja history. Who knew that watching Deadliest Warrior would have paid off?
  7. Smigg

    Episode 165.5 - Minisode 165.5

    I love the show, I love the movies. And the creators haven't spoiled it for me by being dicks on social media.
  8. Smigg

    Episode 165.5 - Minisode 165.5

    The Matabatory Tales in the Explanation Hope Line just remind me of Jay from The Inbetweeners.
  9. Smigg

    Episode 165.5 - Minisode 165.5

    SMIGG WINS!! SMIGG WINS!! SMIGG WINS!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpF2JKtTISY
  10. The constant references to "The Golden Ninja Warrior" just made me think about the TV show.
  11. Teenage Mutant Ninja Ninjas
  12. Ahem... more like, 'Sweet Valley Sai'...
  13. It's incredible, watch them both ASAP. You're in for a real treat. If you want some other asian action movies, I can't recommend Ong Bak, The Protector, and 13 Assassins enough.
  14. The baseball to the face just reminded me of The Raid 2