1) Two Pizzas, acting as a sandwich for a rib eye steak in between
2) It started off white, but now has red bits on it from the blood
3) I'd be a giant tourtoise, because nobody suspects the tourtoise
4) Just a good old fashioned metal bucket, they hold the same amount of water, but they're sturdier than the plastic
5) Psylocke, because I saw Olivia Munn in the outfit
6) Let's just say, in Britain during the 90s, some nights, every other channel had softcore it seemed.
7) Criticising other people's grilling skills, and saying that it makes them less of a man
8) It would be whatever kind of movie "Bronson" was, and I would be played by Dame Judi Dench
9) Vanilla, straight forward, no nonsense
10) WILLIAM FUCKING MURDERFACE!!!
11) Las Vegas, because I like gambling, and there are fights to watch every other weekend, and I want to punch Carrot Top in the face
12) Retired Billionaire...
13) Recently became a morning person, now if I get up after 7, it feels weird
14) I love video games, I'm not great at them, but when one hits the right chord with me, I'm on it for months
15) I'm going to change this to "Celebrity Crushes", but Asuka from NXT, and Stephanie Beatriz are among them right now
16) Someone bet me £20 that I wouldn't eat a dog chew, so I took the fucker down
17) Buy Christmas presents, I keep notes on things my mum and my brother say during the year, and then pick them out
18) Probably my obsession with Mortal Kombat, and knowing it pretty much inside out
19) Put your hand over a bulldog's nose, it's a bit like that
20) No one, what's the point? My experience have made me who I am, so changing that would mean I'm not the same person anymore, for better or worse.
That started off half joking, and then became real.