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    Ask Paul!

    I never even noticed this thread was here. One thing I've wondered recently when I've been listening to the live shows. Has there ever been any incidents where an audience member has either heckled, or just gotten a little too enthusastic and didn't know when to shut up and ended up having to be edited out of the podcast?
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    Episode 137.5 - Minisode 137.5

    I prefer this version.
  3. Well, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider was alright, as was Hitman,
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    Episode 137.5 - Minisode 137.5

    Okay, firstly, I would like to extend a heartfelt "Bless you" to June for when she sneezed in the background during Paul's ad read. Secondly; Big Belts are great, Exhibit A Finally; Dammit Paul, it's almost as if you want me to Powerbomb you at this point!
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    That's nothing, they also created the "Pizza Crunch". "What is a Pizza Crunch? Is it some kind of potato chip?" I hear you ask, not literally, I'm not mental. Well, this is a Pizza Crunch. That is a pizza, soaked in batter and then deep fried.
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    When Sean Connery and his League of Extraordinary Supervillains turned up in bear suits, The Avengers should have drafted in this guy, who knows exactly what to do with men in bear suits
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    If you give an object a name, Jericho breaks it Mitch the Potted Plant Franchesca the Trombone: If I were Thomas the Tank Engine, I'd be shitting myself.
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    Yes, you are, you absolutely reprehensible, dispicable... no, I did too...
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    There's the Arnold Loophole "I was born in Austria, then I moved over to America" But, Connery gives no fucks James Bond "I'm an English shpy, shyakyen, noht shtirred!" Highlander "I'm a Shpanish Shwaurdshman! Deyer cyen be owenly hwan!" The Hunt for Red October "I'm a Roshan Shubmadeen Cyeptyen! Gyev meeya pyeng, Vashelli" The Avengers "I'm a Shcortsh Shyoopahvullan! Yoowll bahee yoer hwithur form me!" It's so much fun typing in his acshent
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    In fact, I have a theory that Sean Connery is actually the prototype of Arnold Schwarzenegger. - They're both former bodybuilders - They both decided to move into acting - They both have very distinct accents which they make absolutely ZERO effort to change despite the roles they are portraying - They both became heavily involved in the world of politics - They both have sons who have ventured into acting - They both have had some controversies regarding their treatment of women They realised they couldn't outdo the sheer brilliance of Arnold Schwarzenegger, they aborted the experiment (I mean that in all sincerity too, as I have every single Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, apart from Junior and Batman and Robin, the latter doesn't count as a "Schwarzenegger" movie, and Junior is fucking horrendous.)
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    It'sh hwell knorn thad Sean Cyonnady ish a chool uff deh hyiyesht ordjah I couldn't help but type that in his acshent.
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    Jason asks "Who would use a potted plant as a weapon?" Chris Jericho, that's who!!
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    The most fucked up thing about this movie? Uma Thurman, Ralph Fiennes, Jim Broadbent, and Sean Connery have all been nominated for Acadamy Awards, the latter two actually won! So it's not like it's Tommy Wiseau and the Scene Chewers, these are all highly respected actors, and not even they could do anything with this shower of shit.
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    No, that is a documentary on the city of Derby.
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    The other female lead in The Avengers was Joanna Lumley She would later star in "Absolutely Fabulous", one of the most revered BBC comedies of all time
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    And this hunk of shit movie, which shouldn't have anything to do with my great nation, is the reason why the Marvel movie had to be called "Avengers Assemble" in the UK.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    Think about it this way, you clean yourself in the bath, the water becomes dirty too. Besides, you can shower first, then put the plug in, and you're already clean, just suppliments it.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    I do both. I shower, but I put the plug in the bath, and let the bath fill up with the shower water, and then have a quick bath to suppliment the shower.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    Never underestimate the power of making a woman laugh, and considering that's how Paul makes his living doing that, he's pretty good at it.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    (Vulpine) Although, that does bring up something I meant to bring up earlier. I have, indeed, been licked by a fox. I was walking home one night, a fox was following me, a few feet behind me. So I wanted to get a closer look and gave it some M&Ms
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    I didn't watch it, but I saw clips of it on one of those I Love The 80s knock offs (I was born in 1983, and on a quick google search, it ended in 1982). And Glynis Barber is still ridiculously hot This woman is 60. It's like there's a mold of women like Glynis Barber, Nigella Lawson and others who just kept their looks.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    There was also Dempsey and Makepeace in the 80s, a tough New York City cop comes over to London, and is paired with an upper class, well to do police detective. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA6S7taUvgE They ended up getting married in real life after doing this show together.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    I was mentioned, and commended with "Interesting" and "Great point", so no Powerbomb this time...
  24. Charlize Theron in a Metallica shirt?! I don't want to read too much into this, but this is clearly a message that she would very much like to embark on a relationship with me.
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    Robocop 2 (1990)

    Especially when you factor in that (I'm going by UK certification) the original is rated 18, and the remake is 12a, meaning that a child could go into the cinema with an adult. How you can go from an ultra-violent movie to a neutered kids movie is beyond me.
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