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Happy Birthday, have a powerbomb (I'm making it my thing) Although, back when I was at school, we did a thing known as "Birthday Bumps", which just involved kicking the shit out of the guy whose birthday it was.

We had gone out, and she's fidgeting, and she's going "My pants are riding up my arse!" to which I said "Isn't that what happens when you wear a thong?" she then said "I'm not wearing one", so I told her "You got dressed in front of me", then it dawned on her, and then said "Ahhhhh, I've worn the wrong ones again!" and then inexplicably started sulking. So, she either didn't mean to wear a thong that day, and put them on in a hurry, or she took a gamble and didn't pay off, all I know is, she proclaimed that she had "the wrong ones on", and I died laughing, asked her how she didn't notice until that point. The long and short of it, she was spectacularly dumb, not even the adorable, naive kind of dumb, it was the belligerent kind of dumb, where she'd throw temper tantrums over the tiniest thing, which is usually when she didn't know how to do something, so she'd just throw it. Imagine this girl, that's what she was like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rfi8ZoM5jk In fact, here's something that perfectly encapsulates it. We were watching TV, and she fell asleep. The show that was on had ended, and I hadn't changed the channel (that's the important part). She wakes up, and then says "Put it back on!", I said "It's finished", she's then adamant that I've changed the channel, and I'm telling her "No, you fell asleep", she wouldn't have it. Then, she throws a bitch fit because she'd missed the end of the show, blaming me because I didn't wake her up, blaming the TV channel because they put it on at a "Stupid time", although she could have watched it on the on demand in the morning, or a repeat another day "No, I wanted to know what happened now", she was mental

I had to double check that you weren't my ex-girlfriend. I have a hard and fast rule when I'm dating a girl, I will watch any Romantic Comedy, Heartfelt Tearjerker, and Heartwarming Drama that you want, but in return, you're watching any Foreign Language Action Movie, Martial Arts movie, Western, or whatever else I see fit. So, with that in place, I buttered her up, saying "Hey, I know it's not what I'd usually go for, but I found the perfect film for you. It's about a love triangle, taking place in the same apartment movie, and the guys are best friends, I think you'll love it.., it's called The Room" First line in "Is this a porno", and I was going through the entire film, biting so hard on my cheek that I actually drew blood, so that I didn't break character, she was getting more and more enraged by this movie, losing it at the part where Peter turns up, and Johnny says "You're a psychologist, what do you think I should do?" and when Peter replies, Johnny says "Stop being a psychologist all the time". We broke up not long after because I was always pulling stupid jokes on here, and laughing whenever she said something. In fairness to me though, she thought Colonel Sanders' name was "Ken Tucky", and once, after complaining that her thong was riding up, said "Ahhhh, I've worn the wrong ones again", implying that she had worn the wrong underwear on more than one occasion. It was destined to fail.

I did the same with Deep Blue Sea, I watched another LL Cool J movie called "In Too Deep".

I'd say they were fancy, a lot of money was spent to make those chests look like they did.

I share that sentiment, I got "The Miss Grandé Chest Contest" DVD as a joke gift, and was from like 1997. The main thing you'll notice other than the chests were, indeed, "Grandé", the waistbands on their underwear/bikinis were up to their ribs, but it was sexy as fuck.

If she's on his side, why is she on a leash?! That Roddy Piper, the consumate heel.

Not only that, there's also a question of morality as to when they're "put to work" for lack of a better term.

I'm British, we don't tend to have Tacos, we have Kebabs. You can have a Doner Kebab (pronounced 'Donna') Or a Chicken Kebab

Well, I think, judging by the dialogue and the writing, it just came out of his mouth.

If I did what I do whilst I'm listening at a live show... I wouldn't be there long.

How was the name "Hellman" brought up, and not one single mayonnaise joke?

Thank you I knew about Gypsy Joe's lengthy career, because he had an infamous "match" with New Jack, which degenerated into New Jack straight up assaulting Gypsy Joe legitimately, to the point where the people watching backed away, shocked that they're witnessing a guy legitimately kicking the shit out of a guy who was almost 70 years old. New Jack is fucking nuts, and his excuse for trying to kill a septogenarian was because he said "This motherfucker told me he was gonna teach me what hardcore wrestling was, and I ain't the guy to say that to!"

Oh god, another missed opportunity, David Hasselhoff's "Looking For Freedom", but changed to "Fucking for Freedom" I've been Fucking for Freedom I've been Fucking so long

Who I'd cast as the new Ernest for "Ernest Goes to Work" Ryan Stiles!

And, if that is the case, and they only had to pick one guy, how did they settle on him? Did they have to do auditions? Did they take out an ad "Hey, you wanna get paid to fuck?! Call this number!" how did they choose the one guy

Here's one thing that concerns me. Roddy Piper impregnates all of these women to get the population restarted, then what happens? There are now all these Roddy Piper Fathered Half-Siblings running around, all of them genetically related, and if the population is gonna keep growing, who are they gonna keep the population growing with? Do they have to keep some kind of dog tag on, or a bracelet so they can identify each other so they don't end up fucking when they grow up? You've gotten rid of the frog people, but now you've potentially ushered in an in-breeding apocalypse.

All the talk of Roddy and Ric Flair just reminds of the episode of Wife Swap that they did.

As for the longest career in Pro-Wrestling, while there isn't really an official record for it, as there are independent shows all over the world, there are wrestlers who have had over 50 year careers, like Lou Thesz (who wrestled for 58 years), Terry Funk (50 years), and Abdullah the Butcher and Johnny Saint both made their debut in 1958, and are still wrestling today But many believe that Gypsy Joe has had the longest Pro-Wrestling career, which started in 1951 and retired in 2011, a full 60 years. What made Gypsy Joe's career all the more remarkable was that, much like Abdullah the Butcher, most of his career was contested in "Hardcore" matches, which involved him getting hit with weapons, wrestling in barbed wire, thumbtacks and broken glass, and generally getting the shit kicked out of him.

I'm glad Ronda Rousey was brought up when they were discussing Roddy Piper's "Rowdy" nickname, because Ronda Rousey actually asked Piper's permission to use it, as they were both trained by "Judo" Gene LeBell. LeBell trained Roddy in Judo and Pro Wrestling. He later bestowed the "Rowdy" name onto him when Piper wrestled for his NWA Hollywood Wrestling promotion as the top heel character, where Andy Kaufman was a frequent attendee for the shows, and would use Piper's promos as inspiration. One such example was when Piper was feuding with the Guerrero family, and as a way of apology to them and the Mexican people, he would play the Mexican national anthem on the bagpipes... and then performed a rendition of "La Cucaracha", inciting a riot in the arena. Kaufman would use some of Piper's comments and bits on stage, and during his own wrestling career in Memphis. Later, LeBell trained Ronda Rousey (a longtime Pro-Wrestling fan), and she asked Roddy for permission to carry the "Rowdy" nickname as a tribute to him after LeBell introduced the two. Rousey then paid tribute to Piper in her fight with Beth Correira which came shortly after Piper passed away

What would the research entail?

Someone should do "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes (Knees and Toes)" supercut, but with the various utterances of Buns, Balls, Dick, Tits and any other body part that has been mentioned.

Paul's posted a couple of times recently... we're dragging him into our world...

I can't fucking wait for this movie to come out. I actually caused a girlfriend to break up with me because I put The Room on as a joke, and not long after, we broke up because I was always "Pulling stupid tricks and laughing at her". Before you start calling me an asshole, she did once complain that he underpants were going up her ass, I said "Isn't that what thongs do?" she said "I'm not wearing a thong", to which I replied "You got dressed in front of me, I'm pretty sure you are", she shifted around said "Oh... I've done it again!" this dumb bitch put the wrong underwear on on more than one occasion! Also, she thought Colonel Sanders name was "Ken Tucky", so that's what I was dealing with.

Same with me, to put it into perspective, go back to the "Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Couseller" corrections and omissions, Paul read out an omission that was a reply to my omission that Brice and Judith were an approximation of Jesus Christ and Judas Escariot. and I thought "What the hell?! I brought that shit up!"