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But, it does have one of the best moments in all of the Rocky movies, when Rocky gets knocked out in the street fight, and then Mickey says "Get up, you son of a bitch! 'Cause Mickey loves you!"

Have you seen Bloodsport 2 and 3 before that? Believe it or not, if you watch those, Bloodsport 4 becomes even more batshit insane.

Unfortunately not, they have different spellings in their surnames. I mispelled in the post, it's K-R-O-E-G-E-R. However, we could add 'Gamer' to the Crankiverse. Former UFC fighter, Keith Jardine appears in Crank 2 here: And here's Keith Jardine as "Mean Slayer" in Gamer: Now, the films are set about 25 years apart, but that doesn't matter, Keith Jardine has been bald and looked like Skeletor for most of his life.

Holy shit, I'm, 20 seconds in, with no sound, and I already have A LOT to say. Gonna be a good episode!

This is a bit of a stretch, but I've had a member of one of the most popular girlbands ever giving birth to an alien hybrid, so fuck it. At the beginning of Wedding Crashers, we have a scene where Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are acting as mediators for divorce proceedings between a Mr. and Mrs Kroger (played by Dwight Yoakham and Rebecca DeMornay). Well, Dwight Yoakham also plays Doc Miles in the Crank movies. So, in the Crank movies, we know that: A. He's divorced, which is shown in Wedding Crashers. B. He had his medical license revoked when he botched his ex-wife's vaginal rejuvination in his basement, which means he's also a surgeon, who can also be referred to as "Mister", or he became "Mister" when he had his license revoked. C. He's resorted to pimping, which also leads back into Wedding Crashers, when 'Mister Kroeger' was using air miles to visit his whore Denver (who is a stripper called 'Cinnemon') So, with that information, 'Doc Miles' in Crank is short for "Dr. Miles Kroeger' Universe. Shared.

I'm glad you asked, Tomathy. Here is my first ever post on these forums. So, Geri Halliwell got pregnant with the Alien in Spice World, gave birth to Chev Chelios, who has almost superhuman abilities to take pain, and even live without a heart. To make it even weirder, Wedding Crashers also fits into the Crank universe too.

Especially when you stick to my theory that Spice World is a prequel to the Crank movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTyS6dMVQ0U Sporting an impressive 1.7/10 on IMDb, I can't even begin to accurately describe this, it does have a legitimate claim to being the single worst film in history. Some of the stars in this cast includes. Legendary MMA Fighter, Don Frye Only Female WWE Intercontinental Champion, Chyna A "before they were famous" worthy appearance by Impractical Jokers star, Sal Vulcano. There's so much stuff in this to comment on, I couldn't do it justice. Be it the racism (one such example being an asian doctor coming to the room to deliver a baby, only to be introduced with Don Frye saying "Hey! We didn't order Chinese food!!"), as someone who is pretty nonplussed by this kind of stuff, even I was taken aback by some of it. This needs to be done, purely for June's reaction.

I just looked at the soundtrack for The Wraith, and not only does it have a song by Ozzy Osbourne, which is always a plus, it also has a song by a guy named Stan Bush. You should all know who Stan Bush is, because Stan Bush is the man who brought us...

What in the living fuck is the guy on the right wearing?! And why does it look like the title is "Wraith The"

Jason and Eliza talked about Sherilyn Flynn's boobs, and make a "Twin Peaks" joke. Believe it or not, there's a Hooters style "Breastaurant" with that very name. I think you should shake them down for some ad revenue.

In fact, here's a handy guide... hehe "handy" guide... If you say you jacked off to something that you wouldn't think about jacking off to... That's the joke, it's subverting the premise, and makes you the butt of the joke. If you say you jacked off to something that you would think about jacking off to... That's too much info So, some possible examples... "You know something, that chicken scene in LOL... I must have jacked off about three or four times watching it!" - Obvious joke "That scene when that really hot woman wasn't wearing much... I must have jacked off about three or four times watching it!" - That's a statement of fact. It doesn't bother me, but there's a time and place.

I just found out Lucy Pinder is going to be in Sharknado 5. That gives me a reason to watch it. Then I found out Katie Price is going to be in Sharknado 5. That gives me a reason to not watch it.

Okay, I need to finish this off, and this was the hardest role for my to think of, but I'm putting Stephanie Beatriz in the Amber role in my remake. Now let's get this made! So, the cast: Ben Richards ... John Cena William Laughlin ... Terry Crews Harold Weiss ... Justin Long (Michael Cera dropped out due to a scheduling conflict) Amber Mendez ... Stephanie Beatriz Damon Killian ... Chris Jericho Killian's Co-Host 1 ... Michael Jai White Killian's Co-Host 2 ... Don Frye The Stalkers (Gimmicks pending) Dave Bautista Oleg Taktarov Bob Sapp Nathan Jones Gina Carano Sven the Security Guy ... Hafthor Bjornsson

This has nothing to do with anything, but I had to share it. It's WIlliam Shatner singing Iron Man, this has to be the theme should they do Iron Man 4

Nathan Jones: I want a lady in there, for Amber to fight, so Gina Carano: I also like the idea of a Martial Arts guy, so I'm leaning towards Michael Jai White, perhaps as Jericho Killian's co-host: This is either gonna be the best or worst remake ever made, well, not the worst, there's always RoboCop and Total Recall. Also, I need to put Don Frye in this, because Don Frye is fucking awesome:

Now, I've been thinking of it, I need some stalkers. I'm probably going to change this up, because I'm not gonna find a 350lbs Opera Singing Wreslter any time soon, so I'll probably switch up the gimmicks, because this could be played as either a sequel, or an outright remake. But, some of the people I'd pick: Dave Bautista, he's a first round draft pick right now: Oleg Taktarov: Bob Sapp:

Okay, I've just thought of another guy for the remake, the part of Sven, Killian's bodyguard. I'm thinking Hafthor Bjornsson, aka 'The Mountain', from Game of Thrones

In fact, come to think of it, I've built up a cast for A Running Man/Fighty, Killy, Fuck People Up Man remake Ben Richards (Arnold)... John Cena William Laughlin (Yaphet Kotto) ... Terry Crews Harold Weiss (Marvin J. McIntyre)... Michael Cera Damon Killian (Richard Dawson)... Chris Jericho Just a few more roles to fill.

I saw a couple, it's beautifully bad. His recent return shows that he's on another level to almost every current perfomer, only Kevin Owens and The New Day can keep up with him. Now, as for Jericho as Killian in a remake. How about this, Jericho Killian is a former stalker himself, Richards has killed all the other stalkers, so Jericho Killian removes his jacket and comes out of retirement to take out Richards himself.

Killian, all the way. Jericho can pull off the role of the host of a super-cheesy game show... because he WAS the host of a super-cheesy game show... TWICE! Hell, he was THIS close to becoming the host of America's Funniest Home Videos, but that damned Carlton Banks just squeaked it.

I could answer question number one as someone from the UK. The BBC is state sponsored, it's paid for by the TV License, which is essentially a TV tax. If you're caught watching live TV without paying for a TV License, you're fined £1,000 (around $1300), and if you don't pay the fine, you can face a prison sentence. Well, even though it's tax payer funded, they still care about ratings.

I'm sure I'll end up going to one sooner or later. I keep on hearing so many stories about Ken Shamrock, some days he's this great guy, others he's a complete douche who takes his "Worlds Most Dangerous Man" moniker too seriously, the more I hear of him, the more I lean towards the latter.

The story of Paul and Chris meeting each other is great. They were both on one of the VH1 shows, maybe I Love The 80s or something along those lines, and they'd be ushered into a booth to talk about some pop culture bullshit, and when they leave, the other one comes in. And they said it was always awkward coming out, and there's another guy waiting for you to come out, so you can go in and talk about the same shit. Found it here, the sound quality is shit though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZSD5xAY-1E I once met Mick Foley, and told him the story of how he got me into wrestling. There was a show on Saturday lunch time called "Movies, Games and Videos", it was a show that reviewed Movies, Games and Videos if the title didn't make it obvious, Well, after that, it was WCW Worldwide, I'd never seen wrestling before, and I watched this guy with long hair and a beard, kick the shit out of this guy, that guy was Cactus Jack. My mum comes in and says "Oooh, Smigg (because that's my real name....) why are you watching this rubbish?! It's all fake", and while she's saying that, Cactus Jack made a disparaging comment about the Royal Family, my mum stops, pauses, and then says "What's that got to do with him! The cheeky bastard!" and I was hooked, this guy just annoyed my mum just like that. Mick Foley is the only wrestler I've ever met outside a venue, but I did get aisle seats to a house show, and I got into an "argument" with Ric Flair. Because I decided to make it fun, and when the bad guys came out, I talked shit to them, and I still believe to this day, someone went back after their match and said "There's a guy on the aisle you can get stuff from" because sure enough, I had the heels talking shit to me, and it just made my life, arguing with Ric Flair, especially with HHH chiming in, and then getting high fives from Shawn Michaels and Dave Bautista.

Even at 46, he was one of the most consistantly entertaining things in WWE. And, he did an episode of his podcast, with Mr. Paul Scheer.