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Sweet, for UK viewers, Masters of the Universe is on Sky Movies On Demand for free.

I had never heard of Perfect until now, and I was gonna say "I'd say he looks more like Jamie Lee Curtis", then I looked it up on IMDB, and now I feel stupid. Not quite as stupid as watching an LL Cool J movie called "In Too Deep", because I mistook it for "Deep Blue Sea", but still pretty stupid.

Jason looks like he's doing an Al Borland from Home Improvement cosplay.

I think it's safe to say that without Masters of the Universe, the Thor movies wouldn't have anything to rip off. I've not seen the Thor movies, but the clips I've seen look similar, so come at me.

Zardoz?!

#ShitDicks4Ever!!

The LOL thread in Bad Movie Recommendations created something amazing. It's been a year, and I still laugh about some of the stuff from it.

Mortal Kombat, hence my need for them to do Annihilation.

I think they probably saw the sharp uptake of DVD sales, from zero to about 14 and thought "Oh shit, jack the price up, we're gonna be rich!" Then you take a look at the Amazon seller: Drop Dead Fred - $99 Tony Hawk Underground 2 (on the PlayStation 2) - $40 So, I think they're a bunch of piss takers.

http://www.amazon.com/Maximum-Overdrive-Emilio-Estevez/dp/B0002B161E/ref=aag_m_pw_dp?ie=UTF8&m=A1KY5ST6WDO5DX You want the DVD? It's only gonna cost you $69!

So, AC/DC did the score for both Maximum Overdrive and Iron Man 2, why don't they do an Iron Man/Maximum Overdrive crossover, where Rea-M returns, and Tony Stark has to fight his own suit? With AC/DC playing all the way through.

I think it's clear who should be in the "Wade Garrett" role. Gina Carano Either that, or the potential love interest, I'm good with either.

I hate this current trend of "Hey, let's remake this movie, but with a..." and changing shit, if you want to make a movie with a female bouncer, make one, don't take a classic movie and fuck with it.

Or, it's the video of a 19-year-old Dwayne Johnson chasing the mascot of the SDSU Aztec's into the stands to kick his ass.

For those of you wanting a 2 Fast 2 Furious podcast, Sal and Q from Impractical Jokers blatently ripped off HDTGM and have done podcasts on the Fast & Furious movies. They have done 2, 4, 5, 6 and 7 so far, and will do Tokyo Drift later. http://www.whatsayyoupodcast.com/episode-51-2-fast-2-furious/

I see it where a third Shaw brother is revealed, and he's the baddest motherfucker of the three, they'll come up with some stupid analogy to describe the three of them like: "Owen is a scalpel, sharp, surgical, precise. Deckard is a Samurai Sword, quick, violent, deadly" and then Vin Diesel says "Ah wu buh th'uh bruh....Family" (which is "And what about the other brother?!" in Dieselese) Then there's a pregnant pause, allowing for the camera to slowly zoom in on a concerned looking Rock "He's a nail bomb!" If something like that was said, I'm well and truly in with these movies for the rest of my life.

Because he's Arnold Schwarzenegger, everything that guy does in a movie is plausable, Commando might as well be a documentary.

I loved the "Are you gonna quit shitting in my toilet?!" story.

I'm amazed that Tony Jaa hasn't been brought up, and the fact that Paul Walker used his head to fire a gun at a car!

Big Show told a story about that on Jericho's podcast, where he was in a fued with Kevin Nash, and when it was time for Big Show (the babyface) to get his hands on Nash (the heel), Nash mysteriously got sick and pulled out of the match, so they had Scott Hall fill in for the ass whooping, and he was changing the booking saying "No, I'm not getting beat, we'll do it where I throw the tooth pick in your eye, and then I run away, because it's not my story, and I want to stay strong" to which Big Show said "Fuck that, I'm killing someone tonight, and there's not a damn thing you can do to change that".

I can imagine it where Jason is living in a spare room, and Paul and June tell their good friend that June is pregnant, and instead of congratulating them, Jason asserts "Well, I'm not sharing a room with any kids, so you figure out where to put him".

Also, fun fact regarding Ronda Rousey bringing up her 34 second win over Bethe Correia (pronounce "Betch Corraya" to avoid another sarcy/sarsy fiasco). Her last three fights, have lasted a total of 1:04, and her entire 12 fight career has lasted a little under 26 minutes. To put it into perspective, a UFC title fight has a 25 minutes time limit. So, if a title fight goes the distance, just remember that Ronda Rousey would have kicked 11 girls' asses by then,

The scene where Toretto hangs the bag of grenades from the helicopter, and Hobbes shoots them from such a long distance might seem implausible to most people. However, it is possible, if not completely normal for The Rock, because all Pro Wrestlers who have spent time in the WWE develop an incredible, super human sense of sight. If you don't believe me, here's Hulk Hogan displaying it, See, all current and former WWE talent has it,

There was a cheap as fuck movie that he did with Steve Austin called "Tactical Force", an action-comedy where a bungling SWAT team are sent to a warehouse to do mandatory training, however, they have to fight their way out when a couple of gangs show up and they're armed only with blanks.