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It's lat muscles that do that. Big lat muscles push the arms out. That's why there's a Douchebag Disease of ILS, or Invisible Lat Syndrome That;s where guys who don't have them, hold their arms out anyways http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYN5DABaWwk

His name in WCW was "Z-Gangsta"

Here's a weird connection between Porn and Hulk Hogan that doesn't feature his sex tape. The iconic nWo theme, was actually taken from a porn movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AIpeJ8zxEU If you have an hour to kill...

I've noticed one thing. This entire movie seems to just be Vince taking a shot at Ted Turner. Ted Turner bought Jim Crockett promotions in 1988, and rechristened it World Championship Wrestling. The first thing Ted did was call Vince and and say "Hey, Vince! I'm in the Wrasslin' business!" and Vince said "Good for you, Ted, I'm in the Entertainment business" Now, Ted Turner also owns TNT, TBS, CNN among others, and Wrestling was their highest rated show. The movie came out in 1989, where the evil network head started a wrestling promotion, setting his sights on becoming the number 1 wrestling promotion. The ironic thing is, Ted Turner managed to lure Hogan into his company in 1994.

So, Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea is known for being the second biggest draw in WWF/WWE history (after 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin), having a somewhat interesting acting career, and starring in a horrific sex tape with the ex-wife of Bubba The Love Sponge. However, did you know that The Hulkster is a dynamite bullshit artist? Well, here are some of the whoppers that Hogan has provided the world. Some from his books, some from interviews, but all of them, unbelievable. These are actual lies, but they are somewhat paraphrased for brevity, but you can find them in various places. "Elvis Presley would come to the arena to see me wrestle when I was working in Memphis." (Hogan started working in Memphis in 1979, a full two years after Elvis died.) "I used to be a session musician before I was a wrestler," Hogan said. "I played bass. I was big pals with Lars Ulrich, and he asked me if I wanted to play bass with Metallica in their early days, but it didn't work out." (Lars Ulrich has gone on record that he's never even met Hogan, let alone be in a position to ask Hogan to play bass for Metallica) "After WrestleMania II, John Belushi came out drinking with us in LA, but he couldn't keep up with us, so we kicked him out" (Belushi had been dead four years at this point) "Because of the time difference between the USA and Japan, the travel back and forth meant that I worked 400 days in one year" (Don't even need to explain this one) "When I wrestled Andre The Giant, at the time, he was standing 7'4" and weighed over 800lbs, when I slammed him, I tore every muscle in my lower back... Andre died a few days after the match" (Well, not only were Andre's measurements GREATLY exaggerated, Andre died a full six years later) "I met a sick kid in a British hospital in 1992, I invited him to watch me in the main event at SummerSlam at Wembley Stadium, when I looked out into the crowd, the seat was empty, and I knew that he had died, that's why I wrote "Hulkster in Heaven"." (Wow, this is a big one, for starters, Hogan has NEVER wrestled in Wembley Stadium, or Wembley Arena at the time. More importantly, he wasn't actually in the WWF at the time, however, "Hulkster in Heaven" is a real song, they could make a "How Did This Get Made" episode just on the song) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0 Done crying? Okay, let's keep going "I was supposed to be the the guy on the Foreman Grill, but I wasn't home to take the call, so they gave it to George Foreman instead. So I ended up putting my name on a Meatball Maker" (This one could be plausable, if he could actually stick to the story, some versions of the event said he rejected the idea, others say he wasn't home, some say that instead of the Meatball Maker, he endorsed a "Power Blender") "I was supposed to be the lead actor in "The Wrestler", but I turned down the role, and they gave it to Mickey Rourke" (Darren Aronofsky has actually come out and said that Hulk is talking shit, as the only other actor even considered for the role was Nicolas Cage. Hogan has also said he has turned down the lead role in "The Highlander" as well as a role in Robin Hood: Men in Tights) "I had a little run with those guys, because when I first started going to Japan in 1977-78, I spent 22 to 24 weeks a year in Japan. I was broken in by a Japanese wrestler who taught amateur wrestling and the hooks and some of the submission holds. I was sent over to (unclear name) pro wrestling in Japan and at the end of the day there was a company called Pride in Japan. That company was part of New Japan Pro Wrestling so when you walk into the locker room every night, there would be a piece of paper with names in Japanese and I would have to get one of the referees to tell me who I was wrestling. There was a lot of Pride guys - I think the UFC just bought Pride - back in the day you never knew when you were getting in the ring whether they were a real wrestler or a shooter every night you had no idea what you were in for so there were a lot of MMA guys who were both pro wrestling and with Pride that were on the card. I had a lot of surprises back in the early days." (For those of you who don't know, PRIDE was a Mixed Martial Arts promotion in Japan, alot of the current UFC fighters spent some time in PRIDE. However, PRIDE wasn't founded until 1997, a full 20 years after Hogan said he was fighting these guys) There's plenty more to come, as Hogan is a rich vein of hilarious bullshit.

Flair's daughter is in WWE now, under the name "Charlotte". Nice to see Virgil brought up, that guy has become a real piece of shit.

Speaking of steroids, Lance Storm told a story about when he first got into wrestling, Lance was straight edge before CM Punk was boasting about it. So, he's never taken anything. So, this guy walks up to him and says "Hey, kid. You've got some pretty good size, where do you get your gear from?" Lance said "What gear?" the guy then said "You know, gear, steroids". Lance then said "Oh, no, I;m not on anything." The guy looks at him and said "You're not on anything? Well, you should, just think about how huge you'll be with it!"

Okay, I have found an article on Andre The Giant's drinking. Which features Hogan being treated like Andre's bitch. http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_giant.html

But, it does seem to implicate that while their may be life out there, it's intelligence is debateable.

I'm 30, that's STILL my solution to everything.

There was an indie show a couple of years ago, They marketed "FLAIR VS, HOGAN", they sold thousands of tickets, as a Flair vs. Hogan match would. The place was packed to the rafters with excited fans. Until the main event, when it was David Flair vs. Horace Hogan.

No way, I was in for like 30 seconds before I was kicked out. They gave me a shirt, and I said "Do you have the black and red one", and they got all pissy. Daniel Bryan told a Scott Norton that makes me laugh every time I hear it. It was when Bryan was in Japan, and Norton was kind of big over there (bigger than he ever was in WCW, which wasn't really hard). All the foreign wrestlers are on a bus going to the next town. And you just hear Norton lose it and scream "Arrrrgh!! Why is this bus going so slow!!" and he stomps to the front of the bus, to see this Japanese couple in the car in front, driving really slow. So Norton opens up the bus door, hangs out of it and starts shaking his fist at them telling them to speed up. The bus eventually overtakes them, not satisfied that the Japanese couple have received enough of a fist shaking, he runs to the back of the bus, to shake his fist at them some more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6p26ZS8H1Q Can't seem to get youtube vids to embed on here.

Okay, more Hogan, sort of bullshit, but it's not a quote, it's a trick he did. When Hogan was in WCW, he only had to work something like 150 days a year. He does 50 Nitro, 50 Thunder, 12 Pay Per Views. That leaves 38 house shows, which he rarely wrestled on. Which is why WCW would promote the shows like "AND AN APPEARANCE BY THE NWO!!!" and then you get two job guys in nWo shirts. Anyways, what would happen is, when Hogan knows that WCW's TV show would be up against something other than Raw, or it's going to be pre-empted, meaning the show's ratings would suffer, Hogan would feign an injury, or enforcing his "I only have to work 150 dates", and then come back when regular service is restored, and when the ratings come in, and they're back to normal, he would say "The ratings spiked back up when I came back, better give me another run with the title, brother".

Ladies and Gentleman, I have no words, if anything, I think it might collapse the How Did This Get Made universe! [media=''] [/media]

Yeah, it was during the "I turned down the lead role in The Wrestler" era, where Hogan decided to divulge all of his antics in Hollywood, for a guy who was "Blackballed for turning down the gay advances of a producer", he sure was offered some lead roles.

You have to love the line "HA! I threw that shit before I even came into the room!"

This thread has gone from an old guy in spandex spewing bullshit, to something just a little less gay.

Well, let's not rule out The American Males http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaC-czb3RXg

That's almost as good as Perez Hilton thinking that Donald Trump actually bought Monday Night Raw, and reporting it as a real story,

Yeah, they did it as a thing to give Hogan the edge over the previously undefeated, Bad News Brown. So, he basically cheated, when he was a babyface.

This guy

http://heelbook.spreadshirt.co.uk/fail-men-A25984287/customize/color/5 This is appropriate/