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Nicolas Rage

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  1. Nicolas Rage

    Episode 244 β€” An Ode To New York!

    At the start of the episode I thought it would turn out it was Eddie who masterminded 9/11 to get people to live in the moment. Didn't happen, but WYR was a classic!
  2. Maybe you should replace Matt Walsh? It's like, we already have Louis CK, who needs another balding red head comedian?
  3. Brilliant! Love the wife/husband dynamic throughout. This guy from Missouri was crazy! It's your third ever time on stage and you're performing with the UCB freaking four three! Have a little quaver in your voice or something! But no, it looks this UCB book works. Thanks for giving this shit out for free.
  4. And Gutter's manchanical pencil poking out of his swimming trunks.
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    Episode 94 β€” Hands In The Air

    Why don't we all just chill out! Unless this podcast gets brought up before congress as a landmark discussion of animal rights, I'm not sure the quality of the debate (or the quality of the debate about the debate) really matters. The show was funny.
  6. Brilliant episode! The last thing we find out about Miss Listler killed me. Also this bit: "Kareem says in Pakistan it's a sign of great wealth to have thighs that are twenty times the size of your top!" "You know what else it is, it's also pretty kosher to slam some airplanes into buildings!"
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    CONGRATULATIONS MATT AND DANIELLE!

    I can imagine this baby totally rebelling against it's parents and becoming the humourless CEO of an oil company or something "If I catch any of you making any so called 'jokes' you'll be out on your arse faster than you can say 'and scene'!" P.S Screw you spell check, humour has an 'u' in it! Death to America! EDIT: Wow, I just can't get my vowels right! It's 'and scene' not 'end scene', and in Britain we add a 'u' to humour not an 'o'. Yeesh.
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    Episode 92 β€” Dead Man’s Rock

    Do you think it's okay to kill and eat an animal? Just sayin'. I'm a vegetarian AND I haven't put my penis in any non-human vaginas (although assholes are another story, am I right guys? But seriously I haven't had sex with any animals), so I am at least consistent.
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    Episode 232 β€” LIVE from San Diego Comic-Con

    Did you not read the part where I said analyse the audio signals? Cameras are a sucker's game, everyone knows that. Just kidding, that is fucking awesome, thanks!
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    Episode 232 β€” LIVE from San Diego Comic-Con

    Is there anyone out there who can use some sort of audio engineering to analyse the signals and recreate a video of Hot Dog dancing? Because I NEED TO SEE THAT!
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    Episode 231 β€” This Is Not Me, This Is Them

    Every time I fist someone (about three or four times a week) I notice how closely my armpit hair resembles my pubes.
  12. the 2016 presidential election. If you haven't seen it yet, grab you nearest time machine, because it's a real humdinger!
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    Episode 88 β€” Rubber Band Stand

    Sick episode, yo! The last bit fucking killed. The phrase 'deep dark tan' made me crack up every time it was said. The Romeo and Juliet scene was great as well. Seriously, this was my favourite episode for a while! keep it up, Matt and friends.
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    Episode 228 β€” Acapella Cuddle Puddle

    When people axe me where I'm from, I normally just go to the hospital. BOOM! Typo humour!
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    Episode 87 β€” Fake Laughing

    It's IMPOSSIBLE for someone to wipe something, feces or otherwise, with a German accent, or any other accent for that matter! I have discovered you in your outrageous lie, what do you have to say for yourself?
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    Episode 224 β€” Live From Austin

    Wow, I was working at the same time as listening to this one the first time I heard it, and I never put it together that Rick Faber was just a conglomeration of all the teens who've ever been a dick to Neil Campbell. (didn't hear his last episode either.) Mind=Blown right now. I'm re listening with my full concentration, and it's SO MUCH FUNNIER.
  17. Ehhhh, I should probably just go back and edit my comment. But again, I stand by my opinion that the UK is just more tolerant of homosexuality than America. So yeah, in that respect the UK is 'better' than America. Better is probably the wrong word for it, though. I'll go and edit that too!
  18. i really liked the image of Satan standing awkwardly in his dorm room in god school. The callback felt sort of forced, but that just made it more funny.
  19. I absolutely don't think there is NO racism in the UK or anything. As you say, the rise of UKIP is a testament to that. I said "wins" mainly to be kind of tongue in cheek, because obviously there's no tournament of tolerance or anything, there's nothing to win. I suppose that wasn't really very clear. Anyway, the UK IS more tolerant of homophobia, (Please don't take this away from me, it's all I have left!) which I put down not to any particularly good thing the UK is doing, seeing as the rest of Europe is similar in attitudes to the UK, but the really high religiosity in the US. The UK beats the US in polls of whether gay marriage should be legal, and whether gay relationships are okay. I can link you that stats if you want, but a quick Google is all it takes. EDIT: And the UK just legalized gay marriage for the whole country.
  20. Yes, I'm white, but it's quite easy to guess that, seeing as 85% of British people are. I'm also English, but since I said "I live in the UK" in my post that's also easy to guess. And I'm male, although that's a fifty fifty shot, and doesn't have much to do with racism. I didn't want to get into a contest about "who's the most racist", although I probably shouldn't have posted that the UK is less racist if that was my intention! The reason I said it, I think, is because all the times I've looked at Jim Crow in school has negatively affected my view of the US. I really have no idea who is more racist. Thanks for making me realize that. However, I will say that the UK wins on homophobia. EDIT: The last sentence is supposed to be a half joke! There's no way to win homophobia! Sorry for misjudging that line.
  21. I live in the UK and can be safe in the knowledge that the US is probably more racist than we are. (seriously, you guys had Jim Crow in the 60s while we were fucking in a field somewhere listening to the Beatles on our portable gramophones!) I've heard of creating an account just to shit on an episode, but creating an account just to shit on a poster? Now that's true dedication to being (tom) petty!
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    Episode 85 β€” Animal Lovers

    Sorry, my quote button messed up...
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    Episode 85 β€” Animal Lovers

    "Can I kill this cow and eat it's corpse?" "Sure, go ahead." "But can I fuck it?" "NO, what if the cow feels bad?" I never really got that logic...
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    Episode 85 β€” Animal Lovers

    Really good episode, I think the animal sex scenes were really funny, and that's not just because I like having sex with animals.
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    Episode 223 β€” Roll Over, Seth Rogen

    Felt like the podcast soup needed some character comedian spice, but it was still pretty funny. I think Marc MaRON is better at Marc MaRON style interviews than Scott. (I feel really self conscious because I get pissed at another commenter for being negative about an episode. Hopefully this is kind of constructive, though.)
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