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Andy was very good I thought. A gentleman. Which forum hound is on there next week? How do we feel about 'forum hound'? I think it's good, like a hound sniffing out scoops and laughs?* We could howl at each other irl to see if we're from the forum? Just a thought, let me know. *and eating out pussy!! More dry British wit for you.

Here in the United Kingdom cronuts are called 'crow nuts' and they are boiled crow testes. Just joking. Dry British wit.

Good stuff guys Great stuff guys (upgraded ya for free)

One of the first things I noticed about i4h (other than it's funny and owns) was that Matt will just use the other performers' names. And I thought it was a really good idea. It cuts through guys standing around trying to make up funny names so that they can get to whatever is really funny about the scene. And then when somebody does make up a funny name it has an impact because you've not been listening to forty straight minutes of 'Hello! My name is Ignatius Bumparple!'

Well done everybody. Congrats.

Shit I thought I was signed in to my Freja account. Please ignore.

haven't seen Common Sence on here in a while... anybody hear from that guy?

Listen I've seen enough adverts (UK speak for commercials) to know that all men are little more than dogs with shirts on, basically totally useless idiots who don't even know how to work a bloody (UK speak for freakin) washing machine for God's sake! edit hmm not happy with that post, I guess I was joking. I don't know. Whatever. you know what I've not been the same since Paul Walker left us

Cornish Gay Men is a dating website

If you're wondering what a Cornish Game Hen is, it's a hen you eat when you're at the LAN party or a Game Jam.

Um, men are not people. Check your privilege.

The oldest and most popular Cornish tradition is Tencey Day, when one of the village's virgins is selected at random, trapped inside a canvas tent and burned to death.

Rust turns into a goblin and crawls under the carpet

Can anyone confirm/deny whether Popcorn Gallery makes a long awaited return? Gotta find out if this shit is worth my while.

Yes but I do think we need some celebs to get on the side of independence. Obviously for switched on individuals such as for example myself, it's easy to see the benefits and I don't need some two-bit TV actor telling me what to do. But to get real public support, by which I mean from all the people in Straw Dogs towns out in the middle of God only knows where, we need to get some famous faces. For example the guy off The Sopranos?

You got me. I'm a Cornish.

I was not aware that it was possible to change the font on this forum. From now on I shall be posting using a serif font, to lend my posts the class befitting my status as a British man. Good day.

i went to a TED talk, it was four hours of this guy talking about a swearing bear that drinks beer p. rando i thought

When is David Blaine going to be on the podcast?

That reminds me, please can H&S speak on fake gamer girls in the next podcast, or if they ever decide to go back to caring about their loyal fans and reinstate the popcorn gallery, please ask whoever is the guest (eg Pauly Shore, David Bowie, or Clarissa Explains It All) to speak on fake gamer girls hope this makes sense?

I agree with greggy

U Talkin' U2 To Me? No I'm not because the podcast has been cancelled. Nerd Poker? More like Heard (Enough) Poker. Who Charted? Who made this podcast because they need to stop now. Kevin Pollak's Chat Show? Kevin Pollak's Not Show, he's not got a show because get rid of it, it sucks donkey dick. improv4humans? I like improv4humans, please keep making it. edit: improv not 4 humans and not 4 anybody because it should be stopped (just remembered I hate Besser because I wanted to take a class at the UCB but I couldn't go because there was a dog in the street and it scared me)

So Handbook Heads, we know that Hayes and Sean would like to say 'bye bye' to Comedy Bang Bang and 'bye the way' to By The Way: In Conversation with Jeff Garlin, but which Earwolf podcasts would you like to have destroyed? Personally I vote for Topics. Um, two guys sitting around being ironic about stuff? Jesus Christ what a turn off that is for me.

Can I just say, I hope Hayes enjoyed his shit