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chanson is going bald! i heard it from a friend of mine that he's going bald and his hair is comin gout! what do you got to say about that!!

I wish you guys would of asked Rob some questions about being a bald actor. I'm losing my hair from out of my head and I'm worried it's going to affect my career. Meanwhile you've got one of the top cueballs in the business up on your podcast and you don't grill him about getting jobs w/ bald head!! Really feel like I've been hang out to dry here............ edit: PAGE 4 FUCKERS!!

What. The. FUCK!!!!!

When is Steve Martin going to be on?

Thanks Hayes and Sean for turning this little corner of the internet into the Home of Rando Humour. Nine out of seven flying monkeys from space agree!!! heh Rando Access Mammaries!!

Thank you.

I thought of another one: Hugh Lorry.

Never heard of any them so, yeah, I'd say not!!!

Greetings from the United Kingdom! I think it would really freshen up the Hollywood Handbook if you could get a British guest on who has made it in Hollywood. They could talk about how to make it in Hollywood if you're British. For example where to get Cadbury's chocolate, cups of tea, and British Coke. Here are some of the British people I know of who have made it in Hollywood. Maybe put the feelers out there and see if you can get any of them to come on the podcast??? Russell Brand John Cleese Ricky Gervais David Beckham Doctor Who Brett Gelman

If you want to make sure your new name gets you mentioned on HH (Hollywood Handbook) may I suggest the name 'Chanson'

i'm injoying myself

I think that Hollywood Handbook TV Edition would be on a cool underground network, probably with a Louis CK style deal. I don't really know anything about your American networks but I think somewhere like The CW or G4 would be a good fit, maybe FXX or NBC. thanks.

When is there going to be a Hollywood Handbook TV show? There's a Comedy Bang Bang one, there's a WTF with Marc Maron one, there's a Nerdist one I think with that guy from the Nerdist show, and of course Modern Family is based off of a podcast as well. Looking forawrd to it.

Jon Gabrus: talk us through a typical visit to the bathroom in the Gabrus household. Alternative question: what's your favourite Chanson post?

Hi Eugene, here's my question: When is Ray Romano going to be on the podcast?

Very interesting curvature. A bit confusing for me because I've always measured my penis in feet and inches so I can't really compare with the millimetre measurement provided here.

When is TV's Ellen going to be on? edit: Going to be on the podcast I mean, not on TV. She's always on TV because of my DVR :-)

I feel like I should address the events discussed at the end of the podcast. First of all, you need to understand that in the United Kingdom we have never had 'The Noid' before. If you went up to the average man in the street, John Sixpints (UK version of Joe Sixpack), and asked him if he had ever needed to 'avoid the Noid', well, you'd be lucky if you walked away without a black eye. 'Wot the fack you towkin abaht,' he would bellow. So you can understand my surprise, and the surprise of those around me, when the original Noid (Ed Speelers) appeared and destroyed my pizza (or as we call them in the UK, pitzer) in a collision between a double decker bus and a lorry! I dropped my cup of tea onto the pavement in astonishment and cried out 'God save the Queen and all who sail within her!' Keep up the good work.

Haven't got to the episode yet and I don't know what these forum assholes are talking about now but my nuts are like a couple of freakin boulders over here, so big and so uncomfortable, I think it might be a real pr edit when is Lauren Lapkus going to be on

I'm glad we solved the onion mystery together. What a journey.

I'll be there! edit: my car broke down, gonna have to take a raincheck guys, sorry edit2: okay I just looked and some joker put a onion in my tailpipe! fess up whoever it was edit3: look I really do want to come but I won't feel comfortable around you guys until somebody owns up to putting a onion up my tailpipe. THInk about your actions before you do them!!! edit4: just atethe onion and it was NOT. GOOD.

Great news, hoping to get to this today.

'ppreciate the help greggy but I haven't seen Twilight yet so I'd be grateful if you went easy on the spoilers pal

Okay then I've caught up with all the episodes of Hollywood Handbook and now I'm jonesin for more! Lamarr Morrish's episode was one of the greats! I'm honestly jonesin so hard at this point I don't know what to do. I'm shaking from top to bottom, like a fuckin bag of beans on top of a washing machine, and my skin is paler than the full fuckin moon! I feel like I'm dying over here! Thanks for everything, boys. Adam, when you're in the funny zone, is that good or...?

... your career takes off into the stratosphere and you can't move for g-d yes-men and brown-nosers trying to piggy-back on your enormous successes