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    I wish you guys would of asked Rob some questions about being a bald actor. I'm losing my hair from out of my head and I'm worried it's going to affect my career. Meanwhile you've got one of the top cueballs in the business up on your podcast and you don't grill him about getting jobs w/ bald head!! Really feel like I've been hang out to dry here............

     

    edit: PAGE 4 FUCKERS!!

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    Greetings from the United Kingdom! I think it would really freshen up the Hollywood Handbook if you could get a British guest on who has made it in Hollywood. They could talk about how to make it in Hollywood if you're British. For example where to get Cadbury's chocolate, cups of tea, and British Coke. Here are some of the British people I know of who have made it in Hollywood. Maybe put the feelers out there and see if you can get any of them to come on the podcast???

    • Russell Brand
    • John Cleese
    • Ricky Gervais
    • David Beckham
    • Doctor Who
    • Brett Gelman

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    Hollywood Handbook is an INSIDER'S guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red-carpet-lined back hallways of this industry we call showbiz.

     

    Sean and Hayes are benevolent enough to try and help us small-minded midwesterners understand what goes on in the tv boxes that we own, but they aren't in it to cash in. I guarantee that if anyone approached them with a blank check to get them to do a show instead of this podcast, they would turn it down. They know that their podcast means way too much to us little people.

    I think that Hollywood Handbook TV Edition would be on a cool underground network, probably with a Louis CK style deal. I don't really know anything about your American networks but I think somewhere like The CW or G4 would be a good fit, maybe FXX or NBC. thanks.

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    I feel like I should address the events discussed at the end of the podcast. First of all, you need to understand that in the United Kingdom we have never had 'The Noid' before. If you went up to the average man in the street, John Sixpints (UK version of Joe Sixpack), and asked him if he had ever needed to 'avoid the Noid', well, you'd be lucky if you walked away without a black eye. 'Wot the fack you towkin abaht,' he would bellow. So you can understand my surprise, and the surprise of those around me, when the original Noid (Ed Speelers) appeared and destroyed my pizza (or as we call them in the UK, pitzer) in a collision between a double decker bus and a lorry! I dropped my cup of tea onto the pavement in astonishment and cried out 'God save the Queen and all who sail within her!'

     

    Keep up the good work.

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    I'll be there!

     

    edit: my car broke down, gonna have to take a raincheck guys, sorry

     

    edit2: okay I just looked and some joker put a onion in my tailpipe! fess up whoever it was

     

    edit3: look I really do want to come but I won't feel comfortable around you guys until somebody owns up to putting a onion up my tailpipe. THInk about your actions before you do them!!!

     

    edit4: just atethe onion and it was NOT. GOOD.

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    Okay then I've caught up with all the episodes of Hollywood Handbook and now I'm jonesin for more! Lamarr Morrish's episode was one of the greats! I'm honestly jonesin so hard at this point I don't know what to do. I'm shaking from top to bottom, like a fuckin bag of beans on top of a washing machine, and my skin is paler than the full fuckin moon! I feel like I'm dying over here! Thanks for everything, boys.

     

    Adam, when you're in the funny zone, is that good or...?

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