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Bernard_Shakey

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  1. Bernard_Shakey

    EPISODE 122 - Death Spa: LIVE!

    His head is the clit.
  2. Bernard_Shakey

    EPISODE 122 - Death Spa: LIVE!

    Do you think the mother bird of that dead bird in the nest had a Birth Oops?
  3. "I've finished organizing your non sequiturs." said the boy to the OCD Absurdist.
  4. If I wanted a magic show I would have hired Chris Angel to wash my car. Now get to work Ricky Schroder.
  5. I thought PFT was half android. His father was a fuck machine.
  6. Bumpin this cause it oughta be bumped.
  7. Bernard_Shakey

    Hey Nong Mantzoukas voicing a new Totinos commercial?

    Crushin' them P-rolls
  8. I've heard of nerds is cool now, but SPORTS is cool now? Weez the Booos echos my thoughts: Pistol Shrimps 4Lyfe! https://itunes.apple...d990481682?mt=2 https://soundcloud.com/gosuperego/pistol-shrimps-radio-102715
  9. 50 ways to leave your lover - April, June and November.
  10. Give a man delight - Feed him at night. Teach a man in the morning - Sailors take warning.
  11. Bernard_Shakey

    Rockin Plug Time

    Kinda a Weezer/Rentals/ThatDog vibe, goin on there. I like it.
  12. Bernard_Shakey

    but, plugs. (what i love)

    This video may become evidence. should Scott perish, and the Widow Kulap suspects foul play.
  13. Bernard_Shakey

    The Good, The Bad & The Plugly

    i dig it.
  14. Bernard_Shakey

    EPISODE 383 — Return to Suicide House Part Boo

    You misspelled Feral, and we don't like to talk about them, around here.
  15. Bernard_Shakey

    Judy Greer Wears A Navy Blouse and Strappy Sandals

    That was directly from Benny Schwaz' Instagram. I couldn't embed it here so I had to upload to Youtube. I still laugh like a madman every time I watch it.
  16. Bernard_Shakey

    Judy Greer Wears A Navy Blouse and Strappy Sandals

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  17. One o'clock. Two o'clock. Three o'clock, Rock. When the hell are you gonna' show up, Dwayne Johnson?
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