Bernard_Shakey

One in the hand, Two in the bush, Three on the sidewalk, Smoke some kush.

You expect me to bow down and kowtow to you now? Pal, I wouldn't even know how!

Some folks whistle while they work, I like to calculate while I copulate.

I wanna John in the Keats and a Lord Byron in the sheets.

"Listen honey," said the mansplaining bee keeper.

@CorpseFuckerShitLord

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush - but now you have salmonella because according to wikipedia: "The bacteria lives in their intestines."

Moma said there'd be days like this. What she failed to mention were all these poisonous night snakes!

Another normie sneaking across onto the HH side of the tracks to say I love Matt Gourley. That is all. *Dives back over to safety just in front of the train* (P.S. - miss all you weirdos)

Scott says he has a handjob guy and Jason doesn't reference Cactus Tony?! Boo!

The early worm may get the worm but I heard Matt Gourley confirmed, that worm has germs!

Is this something; "Be still my fart?"

I liked it.

Yeah baby!

The worst part of waking up - is Troll jizz in your cup.

I've never seen Shampoodler and TheVoblex in the same room! Just sayin'.

Al Madrigal or Alan Alda meets Johnny Carson?!

Every time someone makes a Duck Tails reference, Ben Schwartz releases seed.

Anyone else notice Takenoko is an anagram for EW Scripps?!

Slow Joey with a hell of a (less than one year old) beard!

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know because of my severe sewer rat allergy.

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I've heard of "Lock the Gates" but, "Unlock the Forums?"

I just read the book "Of Mice and Men," but to be honest, I don't think mice wrote any of it.