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Bernard_Shakey

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  1. Bernard_Shakey

    It's not head lice - it's midichlorians!

    Screw you George Lucas
  2. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 330 — Peruvian Pullovers

    I just realized that they borrowed the name of this ep from the Andy Daly Peruvian Pullover Podcast Project.
  3. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 28 — The Hooray Show

    Tonight 12pm PST
  4. My future's so bright I have to wear diabetic compression stockings.
  5. Bernard_Shakey

    Guest Idea: Worst Idea Of All Time Podcast

    I would definitely like to hear these guys on an ep of HDTGM. One of the first things that struck me about the two of them is how well they can dissect and articulate there dislike of the heaping pile of poopoo that is Grown Ups2. These guys talk to each other like brothers or more accurately like two POWs who spent time being tortured together. Anyway they obviously have great chemistry (Walter White) and would be great tearing apart any flick with Paul and the crew. I really hope Paul considers giving them a shot at doing his show. I t would be great publicity for these very funny guys.
  6. Or you could just go with SenorFartFace's gameplan of QUANTITY, QUANTITY, QUANTITY! Just kidding. Or am I?
  7. 2014 was a thegreat year for jayman!
  8. I have that Mary Lou Retton disease, where I can recall where I was on any day in the past and also I'm good at Gymnastics.
  9. Fool a man into eating a fish, you shame him for a day. Teach a man to fool his own fish, you shame both the fish and it's foolish fish family.
  10. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 330 — Peruvian Pullovers

    What a fun grep. A lot of lovely off mic Jim Rash laughter on this one too.
  11. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 330 — Peruvian Pullovers

    Athletic leisure socks? Come on Bombas.com I haven't been this confused since Satur-Day-Night Live
  12. Bernard_Shakey

    List of Scott's Frequently Repeated Phrases

    Twice is all ya need.
  13. I've heard of replying to other peoples catchphrases in hopes that Scott would mis-attribute them to you but, replying to other peoples catchphrases that Scott has already used at a live show and getting mis-attributed?
  14. I've heard of beating a dead horse, but HEATING A BED VIA TAUNTAUN INTESTINES?
  15. I've heard of the Higgs Boson, but JASON BIGGS AND BRIAN POSEHN?
  16. I've heard of the God Particle, but POD GARTICLES?
  17. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 329 — Too Much Tuna Tour

    It was so good to hear Scotty laugh again.
  18. Guys, I don't always listen to every ep, but when the fellas have on a guest like Paul (Fuck Machine) Tompkins, you know I'm gonna pay attention.
  19. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 1522 - Scott Aukerman

    WINDOWS IT END?!
  20. Bernard_Shakey

    A new PFT show?!

    Does the newsletter post the results of the Earwolf company bowling league games? I like sports.
  21. People who say "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", have never tried my world famous crippling depression with suicide sauce.
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