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Everything posted by Bernard_Shakey
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I was locked out of the CBB forums and all I got was this lousy catchphrase.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I was locked out of the CBB forums and all I got was this lousy catchphrase. -
FANS! We need your help! What Are Your Favorite Lines From Earwolf Shows?
Bernard_Shakey replied to Shannon's topic in General Earwolf
CBB sung lines: That's also true It's been 'Sbeen a-while People on the streets Other: Creak, slam, sit A worthy uh Tig's good one robot and "Yeah!" Scott having a Voblex under his bed -
If love is a battlefield, then I'm going to need someone from the National Park Service to come over and evaluate my bed for landmark status.
Bernard_Shakey replied to ChazFremontIII's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
That song was playing at my work as I read this post! Are you communicating to me Frequency style, through the catchphrase forums? Is that you... Dad? -
Possession is nine tenths of the law. A pot-session is nine tents on the lawn.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You never hear about young hags.
Bernard_Shakey replied to Shampoodler's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I heard about your mom. -
Hell hath no fury like a woman corned, Colfax McLiverneck.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Hell hath no fury like a woman corned, Colfax McLiverneck. -
If at first you don't suck seed, try sucking the stems.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
If at first you don't suck seed, try sucking the stems. -
If I create a few throwaway accounts everyday to post multiple catchphrases no one will ever notice, thought the person creating throwaway accounts.
Bernard_Shakey replied to Shampoodler's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
If you have a throw away account and we ask, you have to tell us. Otherwise it's entrapment. And you can't come into our homes unless you're invited. THERE ARE RULES TO THIS! -
Gone but not forgotten.
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Paul Brittain is consistently funny on CBB and his show is no different. I think it's a great premise and I really dug season one.
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Shrink looks great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8WH9XiwQw8
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Your stuff is amazing. If you do more of these can you set up a Tumblr or something so we can zap straight to it?
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I'm only halfway through and my face hurts from non-stop laughing! "Best Of" contender!
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Episode 008 โ Kiss Me, Iโm Patrick McMahon LIVE!
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in The Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project
THREE YEAR BUMP! -
Heh heh - Check out Holly Prazoff's other appearance on Earwolf and note the description: "Welcome back to Shut Up and Pants With Me! with your hosts Linda and Carol (Alana Johnston, Holly Prazoff)! Itโs the podcast solely dedicated to the wonderful world of pants. This week they are joined by Yolanda, only the hottest Ponte Pants designer to answer burning questions. Why Ponte? Are shorts pants? Who wins in a battle against Gauchos vs. Culottes?" http://www.earwolf.com/episode/alana-johnston-holly-prazoff-shut-up-and-pants-with-me/
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Please turn to First Heynongians, Chapter 7, Verse 13: โAnd it came to pass that the walls of the studio were besieged by the idolatrous Auckerites, a
Bernard_Shakey replied to Colfax McLiverneck's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
vs14: "And the Lord blessed Jason the Beloved and all of the Mantzoukia and said unto him, 'Go and take for yourselves all of the splendor and treasure that once belonged to the Auckerites and even the widow Kulap shall I give unto you.' So Jason took for himself the widow Kulap to be his bride and did plunder the Earwolf Temple coffers where was found the Comedy Death Ray gold." -
Now I wanna hear Chief Inspector Yoplait on an episode with Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber. Maybe throw in some Ian Fleming and have a proper British-Off.
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It's not so much the heat that I can't handle in the kitchen, it's more how I ate a chip directly out of the oven and now my mouth is on fire.
Bernard_Shakey replied to Reneenongman's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your butthole, but I don't reccomend going in reverse order.
Bernard_Shakey replied to Bronson Magnifico's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Click edit. Then click "Use Full Editor" to edit the subject line. -
The post new topic button is a lot like your mom's ass, you probably shouldn't tap that shit 200 times a week.
Bernard_Shakey replied to Shampoodler's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Oh boy. Elvis has not yet left the building. -
I Just Noticed The Paywall for CBB is Finally Up.
Bernard_Shakey replied to HotSaucerman's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
Trump built the paywall and we payed for it. -
Please don't joke about that. and now? at Christmas?!