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Everything posted by Bernard_Shakey
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If you dress to the right, can your opinions be to the left?
Bernard_Shakey replied to BrendanPeters's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I love the dynamic between Tiny and Victor.There is a sitcom here and somebody needs to produce it. Tiny is very protective of him and I appreciate that. Victor is a sweet but vulnerable young man. I'm thinking this could play great as a "Perfect Strangers" type show.
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Episode 319 β Return to Suicide House Part Gore
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
The Andy Daly Suicide Synergy - My new band. Playing this Friday. Bring a friend. -
Seventy six trombones led the big parade, With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand. They were followed by rows and rows of bored teenagers.
Bernard_Shakey replied to Another Andrew's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Sounds like more of a statement name, like Harris Wittels. "he does?" "Yes, he does" -
Seventy six trombones led the big parade, With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand. They were followed by rows and rows of bored teenagers.
Bernard_Shakey replied to Another Andrew's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Spotted: Adam Scott Aukerman on the Toronto Subway
Bernard_Shakey replied to Another Andrew's topic in U Talkin' Talking Heads 2 My Talking Head
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I'm Interstellar, that's why I love "A Streetcar Named Desire".
Bernard_Shakey replied to BrendanPeters's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
INTERSTELLA!- 1 reply
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Can we just stop and give props to the host with the most, the very dashing Mr. Scott Aukerman. Looking good bro.
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"I got 2 tablets, so call me Moses. I like freeing my people. And guns. And roses."
Bernard_Shakey replied to KrangkaDelic's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
"I got 12 sons, so call me Jacob. I like wrestling angels. And Mary Lynn Rajskub." -
Hello operator, does the Queen of England take shits? She does? May I have her PO Box?
Bernard_Shakey replied to Kevinpalooza's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
She'll get us all with her army of Corgis. -
I challenge anyone to find a usable Google Image of June Diane in profile. It simply doesn't exist.
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Episode 106 β It\'s a Fucking Podcast: Pt 1
Bernard_Shakey replied to engineerdoug's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
I thought it was a president Barack Obama joke? -
Episode 319 β Return to Suicide House Part Gore
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
Caught myself singing that also. side point: How did Scotty not join in singing Wipeout?! I thought it was one of his favs. -
Treat my knee for poison oak, an allergic reaction, eczema or scabies?
Bernard_Shakey replied to AprilFoolsRebel's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Episode 319 β Return to Suicide House Part Gore
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
How does Jon Daly still not have a show on this network? -
Episode 319 β Return to Suicide House Part Gore
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
And like a good neighbor, Farmers is there. -
Episode 319 β Return to Suicide House Part Gore
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
Jon Daily missed an easy one when he said "Flock" of crows instead of a MURDER! -
Episode 314 β Yβall Heard Any of These Names Before?
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
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First of all Finnytron, great post. But as a correction: Janine Turner most definitely met and started goochin' the Tooch while Allan was in the hospital. When they first interact the Doctor excuses himself from talking to "coach" to talk directly to her and asks her "How are you holding up?" - She says "good". Then when Allan tells her 'It's been a while' (Staind) she says "I know, I should have come to visit you more at the hospital". Also the Doctor then calls her by name saying "Linda, would you get this gentleman a drink"? You can't blame the guy for being upset at this, but hey, he's the freakin' Tooch! That's just how he operates. (no pun intended)
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I was in the French Quarter begging a penny for my thoughts when a dime-store hooker stole my nickel bag of pot. I lost 41 cents that day.
Bernard_Shakey replied to alargebucket's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
It all adds up!- 1 reply
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DVR SET! Can't wait for "Eat Shit Asshole" Tuesdays at 9:30. I'm assuming with that airtime it's a special 90 minute pilot episode.
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My two cents: Not a bad flick, but anytime you have someone flail around while holding a monkey doll and act like it's attacking you, it's gonna' look stupid. It felt very Hitchcockian with the Rear Window helplessness vibe and Allan saying "mother" all the time as in Psycho. Overall I thought the acting was terrific especially by the Mad About You dude. The telepathy, the monkey teeth, even the score to the film. = crazy. Questions: How is a hired nurse going to just bring in her own pet bird without even asking anybody. And finally, How great was Janine Turner's ass? I haven't finished the ep yet, but can't wait to hear June's manifesto.
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Episode 155 β Wild Horses Return
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
I would stand in line for days to see Besser's version of Star Wars Ep III. Luke Skywalker jumps up on a table and starts throwing plates at his dad Darth Vader.