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Bernard_Shakey

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  1. You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it.
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    Episode 320 β€” Charging Kids

    I love the dynamic between Tiny and Victor.There is a sitcom here and somebody needs to produce it. Tiny is very protective of him and I appreciate that. Victor is a sweet but vulnerable young man. I'm thinking this could play great as a "Perfect Strangers" type show.
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    Episode 319 β€” Return to Suicide House Part Gore

    The Andy Daly Suicide Synergy - My new band. Playing this Friday. Bring a friend.
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    Episode 320 β€” Charging Kids

    Can we just stop and give props to the host with the most, the very dashing Mr. Scott Aukerman. Looking good bro.
  5. "I got 12 sons, so call me Jacob. I like wrestling angels. And Mary Lynn Rajskub."
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    Paging Doctor Freud...

    Paging Doctor Freud. Please come to the reception area, you have a phone call. Also this is your mother and I wanna have sex with you.
  7. She'll get us all with her army of Corgis.
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    Furious 7 Poster

    I challenge anyone to find a usable Google Image of June Diane in profile. It simply doesn't exist.
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    Episode 106 β€” It\'s a Fucking Podcast: Pt 1

    I thought it was a president Barack Obama joke?
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    Episode 319 β€” Return to Suicide House Part Gore

    Caught myself singing that also. side point: How did Scotty not join in singing Wipeout?! I thought it was one of his favs.
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    Episode 319 β€” Return to Suicide House Part Gore

    How does Jon Daly still not have a show on this network?
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    Episode 319 β€” Return to Suicide House Part Gore

    And like a good neighbor, Farmers is there.
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    Episode 319 β€” Return to Suicide House Part Gore

    Jon Daily missed an easy one when he said "Flock" of crows instead of a MURDER!
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    Episode 96 β€” Monkey Shines

    First of all Finnytron, great post. But as a correction: Janine Turner most definitely met and started goochin' the Tooch while Allan was in the hospital. When they first interact the Doctor excuses himself from talking to "coach" to talk directly to her and asks her "How are you holding up?" - She says "good". Then when Allan tells her 'It's been a while' (Staind) she says "I know, I should have come to visit you more at the hospital". Also the Doctor then calls her by name saying "Linda, would you get this gentleman a drink"? You can't blame the guy for being upset at this, but hey, he's the freakin' Tooch! That's just how he operates. (no pun intended)
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    Episode 96 β€” Monkey Shines

    DVR SET! Can't wait for "Eat Shit Asshole" Tuesdays at 9:30. I'm assuming with that airtime it's a special 90 minute pilot episode.
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    Episode 96 β€” Monkey Shines

    My two cents: Not a bad flick, but anytime you have someone flail around while holding a monkey doll and act like it's attacking you, it's gonna' look stupid. It felt very Hitchcockian with the Rear Window helplessness vibe and Allan saying "mother" all the time as in Psycho. Overall I thought the acting was terrific especially by the Mad About You dude. The telepathy, the monkey teeth, even the score to the film. = crazy. Questions: How is a hired nurse going to just bring in her own pet bird without even asking anybody. And finally, How great was Janine Turner's ass? I haven't finished the ep yet, but can't wait to hear June's manifesto.
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    Episode 155 β€” Wild Horses Return

    I would stand in line for days to see Besser's version of Star Wars Ep III. Luke Skywalker jumps up on a table and starts throwing plates at his dad Darth Vader.
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