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Everything posted by Bernard_Shakey
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Lists of Scott's "rules" to life
Bernard_Shakey replied to Bernard_Shakey's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
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What's good for the goose, can be mashed into a fine pulp and injected- for vitality.
Bernard_Shakey replied to ChrisDurand's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In wild Gray Wolf packs, acts of communicating oneselves dominance have been observed to include; eating before less dominant pack members, exiting/en
Bernard_Shakey replied to KrangkaDelic's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The Wolf Dead man.- 1 reply
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Yeah I forgot he did that. I was thinking about how Doug said Jables was thinking about asking his be removed too.
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Who would even care? I can kinda understand Jack Black wanting to cut his Getting Doug with High ep because he has a young child and it is VIDEO. But this is a niche thing that nobody takes seriously seeing as it is a COMEDY show. That being said: my guess is Will Forte.
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Episode 14 — Staind Glass
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in U Talkin' Talking Heads 2 My Talking Head
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Jocelyn DeBoer is giving me a Jostling DeBoner.
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Episode 157 — IQ of a Corpse
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
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Lists of Scott's "rules" to life
Bernard_Shakey replied to Bernard_Shakey's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
Jokes should be watermarked, the minute anyone says them. - Ep318 -
I might be wrong but Hope Floats is definitely a prequel to Gravity.
Bernard_Shakey replied to Bever Hopox's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
This one evoked a genuine laugh from me before I even heard who submitted it. Good one BH -
I hear Brian Huskey enjoys a nice Jap Tea.
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Who the heck would put a raisin in the sun? IT'S ALREADY A RAISIN, DUMMY!
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Who the heck would put a raisin in the sun? IT'S ALREADY A RAISIN, DUMMY! -
U Talkin' Eagles 2 Me
Bernard_Shakey replied to e_over_m's topic in U Talkin' Talking Heads 2 My Talking Head
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Spotted: Adam Scott Aukerman on the Toronto Subway
Bernard_Shakey replied to Another Andrew's topic in U Talkin' Talking Heads 2 My Talking Head
Mixed with a little Michael Showalter maybe.- 12 replies
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Episode 157 — IQ of a Corpse
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
Don't get me wrong. I love Chains too. I know that Godsmack started as a AiC cover/tribute band or something, but man, there is a vast difference between the two as far as talent goes. -
Episode 157 — IQ of a Corpse
Bernard_Shakey replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
Gods-mack sucks. I liked them better the first time I heard them as Alice in Chains. -
What I lack in foreskin I make up in foresight.
Bernard_Shakey replied to isawtheemu's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Get a deck of cards. Pick a card. Memorize it. Put it back in the deck.
Bernard_Shakey replied to AprilFoolsRebel's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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How did I know Phylicia Rashad was gonna be on this episode of The Cosby Show?
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
How did I know Phylicia Rashad was gonna be on this episode of The Cosby Show? I must be Clair-voyant. -
She had the cheek bones of a young Grand Moff Tarkin, and the ass of General Veers.
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Was it the dragon thing?
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Sometimes you gotta hang up your saxophone and let the dad's take you to flavortown.
Bernard_Shakey replied to enwick's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Okay, I'll bite. What was the Shakespeare quote/punchline?
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For a second after reading this^ I honestly couldn't remember which name was the real one and which one was the charac. Also at a live taping of Doug Loves Movies this weekend Doug used the words "It's been a while" and I couldn't help but repeat it outloud, Staind style.