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  1. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 294 — Honk Shoo

    When you die your fingernails keep growing and your tits do indeed explode. - I looked it up.
  2. Bernard_Shakey

    Announcing Earwolf's New CEO

    Congrats on your success Jeff. Enjoy the down time with your family. And thank you for Earwolf and the laughs and happiness it brings all of us.
  3. A Don DiMello production?
  4. I gotta listen to that part again, but from what I can remember, (them talking about drugs or something) made me think about how they were all gonna go to that Phish concert and take drugs. And so to me, I thought Harris wanted to announce the new episode of Analyse Phish was going to be released soon, but Scott was telling him to hold off saying anything about it yet. I'm prob way off.
  5. Big Floss wont see any of my hard earned money.
  6. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 293 — Monster Muscles

    Gabrus is killin' it.
  7. Here's a mix of The Scotts' and Harris' fifth Beatle/ Adam and the Ants/ Stones mash-up. Just a warning - It's hauntingly beautiful melody may make you weep.
  8. Chris Christie actually died in a car crash in 1964 and was replaced by a look-alike who underwent surgery to look more like the original. There are lots of clues alluding to this in Beatles lyrics and album covers.
  9. http://oh-whiskers.t...s-and-buttholes - ohwhiskers
  10. I'm digging Squarespaces new add campaign. I
  11. How weird is it that this weeks Engineer Cody ended up being named Cody. Serendipity.
  12. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 292 — DJs Are Sleaze Js

    Sincere best wishes for your son and you. It's kinda cheesy but to quote another podcast host Rob Paulsen: "Laughter truly is the best medicine, and the coolest thing is you can' t OD and the refills are free!"
  13. Am I wrong, or should Jack Black and Jack White have done the soundtrack to the movie "The Grey"?
  14. Bernard_Shakey

    Is Jukebox Jury ever coming back?

    I'll take my answer off the air.
  15. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 292 — DJs Are Sleaze Js

    Curse you for beating me on posting this. Had the same first thought when I read the guest list.
  16. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 292 — DJs Are Sleaze Js

    I just started listening to this episode, but with Sappity there I can only hope that Scott mentions how branches are the dicks of trees.
  17. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 291 — Summer Haunted House

    ^ Vatican Serona
  18. Bernard_Shakey

    Fan Art

    That is awesome. It's crazy that we were both probably working on these at the same time. ("great minds")
  19. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 291 — Summer Haunted House

    Thank you. It was an honor and a privilege to have my words spoken by the great Bob O, even if he did call me a "wise apple". Scott and Bob were right though, it was a bit absurd and 'it's not that kind of show'. I therefore have decided to take their advise and "wise up". Now if you'll excuse me, the PBS New Hour is on and I'd like to begin masturbating to Jim Lehrer, post haste. Good day.
  20. Hi Spidey. It's the Johnson's upstairs in apartment 22. We hate to do this. It's just that the baby is trying to sleep and Barry's got to get up early in the morning. - Would you mind turning of the dark? Thanks so much.
  21. Hey Spidermin, before you go, would you mind, uh, turning of the dark? Thanks Bro.
  22. Bernard_Shakey

    gnab gnab idemoc ut mocleuw

    God toh, pu staw?
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