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^ "You gotta laugh"

This will play great on a podcast.

YEAH, MAD LIBS! As -adjective- as -noun- and as -adjective- as a -adjective- -noun- -verb- -adjective- eastward in the Autumn.

I viewed this from 380 different computers. But for real- congrats on Scott using your catchphrase today alfredo solis-Fuentes.

If I'm rubber and you're glue, then what does that make Edward James Olmos?

A messege from Texter.

^^Best 1st post ever! Crumbly Cookie

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It's the show that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

A parsec is a unit of distance, not time. Solo was not referring directly to his ship's speed when he made this claim. Instead, he was referring to the shorter route he was able to travel by skirting the nearby Maw black hole cluster, thus making the run in under the standard distance. By moving closer to the black holes, Solo managed to cut the distance down to about 11.5 parsecs http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kessel_Run

Hey Tatar Control Toothpaste. This is the 90's. How about letting Tartar make it's own decisions! ...Pig.

After visiting the Kulapagos Islands in 1831, Charles Darwin began writing his controversial paper "On the Origin of Dem Titties"

...and ends with me crying about how mommy used to make me watch.

I've heard of recent motto propositions, but 'New Catchphrase Suggestions'?

^Ditto! here's some clips. skip to 1:00 minute Bravo Brendon Small! You had me in tears. Also Scott please address the lack of H. Jon Benjamin on yer show brother.

Tis better to have loved ant floss, than never to have loved Gore Vidal.

When the cat's away the mice will play - with the cat's loaded handgun. So remember to safely secure your firearms. We don't want another mouse Columbine on our paws.

If the book of Genesis has taught us anything, it's that Peter Gabriel is replaceable.

Cravin' some hot yogurt.

There's a Jon Hamm joke hiding in here somewhere. Oh, and great name Rwanda. Very funny.

I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine... Wait. Who were we talking about again?

Mr. Gorbachev - Tear down this 4th wall.

Jewish Elvis has left the bagel

I'm glad Scott finally put Weezer in it's rightful place. I never heard Bill Callahan before, so I'll vote mustard. 'Mastiff sized thunder shirt' is the greatest phrase I'll hear this year. ^^^And Mall McCartney is on my list (of the best things in life.)