Bernard_Shakey

classic new catchphrase blunder.

Does the carpet match your pubic hair?

I didn't have the hearth to tell you.

I'm surprised H. Jon Benjamin hasn't been on. Love to hear him do a show.

Put it to bed and have it sweep it off.

You're like Joe Biden taking the train. It keeps you grounded and in touch with your constituents.

I had been getting pretty jealous of April Fools Rebel for Scott choosing all his catchphrases - until he said he rides the bus.

CALLBACK!

I never thought Jeff Garlin(d) was that great of an improvisor from his stuff on Curb but he was killer with A. Daily and Scott.

And with these words we become the most replied to thread in the 'New Catchphrase Suggestions' Subforum! (Proved you wrong Dad) Oh, and Well pun

I hate to be the one who says it, because that person is probably dead in the ground by the hands of a murderer, or tied up in some rape dungeon - but she does look like a butthole.

I think not.

You can't argue with science.

I would've gone with Rich Little. RIPossible

(We're really gonna keep going with this? What, yes. Okay.) You should put it on your bucket list.

^There's a 90% chance you're lying about that.

That joke might fair better in the underground comedy scene.

That's Kris Kross "my pants to the back that's my everyday uniform" Totally Krossed Out came out in the 6th grade. Changed my life.

Can't wait to see the movie these fine ladies made - Butthole Police!

They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. So be sure to check your shocks and struts, 'cause that stuff is bumpy.

You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country down this slippery slope toward Socialism by not opposing Obamacare.

Yeah you ran that well dry.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. hold the phone. That sounds kinda racist. Daffy Duck is the black Looney Toon after all. That being said, I find myself agreeing with joebronx on this one folks, but hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Instant classic. I can't wait to re-listen to the rap battle. Favorite references: Engineer Cody must have butter in his pocket like Bilbo fingering The Ring - and a CS Lewis The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe= nerdgasm When I heard the phrase "one week" I bit my lip in anticipation. You could almost hear the look Scott must have given PFT. ^And to this guy, frst of all: great reference. second: "I am not a number, I am a free man!"

This episode was one word: Buttery!