Bernard_Shakey

They say to really know a man, you need to walk a mile in his shoes, but what if that man is Canadian? They got the metric system man. They dont know what a mile is.

Did he double dip?

Well said.

The loud drunk lady in the audience was womping it up.

"I took your gold, and you rubbed me out!" This made me spit my morning smoothie all over my steering wheel. Instant classic. Anyone know if Alan Rickman has ever returned for another podcast?

We've all been there!

I think the first time I realized I had a problem is when I looked around and saw that I had empty beer cans in each room of the house. That's when it finally sunk in and I admitted to myself - 'Man my wife is lazy!' "PICK UP THESE CANS WOMAN!"

Its a play on Neil Young's 'Ambulance Blues'. Congratulations on getting played. Bring on some more Neil Young... ..."it's gonna take a lotta' plugs." - Lotta Love

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show that answers the question... 'What if a sentient android cake had a baby with a fictionalized dead Wookie?' - (canon)

I don't need to take drugs. For me, drugs are my drugs.

It's times like this I'm reminded of the immortal words of Sir Winston Churchill, who boldly proclaimed to the enemy: 'I shaved my balls for this?'

Congrats

You thought you'd get me with the old pie in the face gag, well... ...not this time Hitler.

He's the type of guy that wears his heart on his sleeve... ...his bloody, bloody sleeve.

I'm your host Hot SoccerMom

Hold the Phone it's time to Bone.