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Bernard_Shakey

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  1. The brooding and blissful Halcyon days! Those hot and steamy Hal Sparks nights!
  2. Leggo my Eggo, and hand me the Prego. We're having waffle -ghetti again tonight.
  3. Bernard_Shakey

    A Note From Matt Gourley

    Best wished to Mark and his family. Y'all MaBoogies.
  4. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 423 - Time Bobby 4

    Those pills do NOT last long!
  5. That new Tom Clancy book featuring Jared Fogle really targets a specific sub-genre.
  6. Twin Cities my ass! They dont even have the same last name!
  7. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 422 - The WoodyVerse

    Atamanuik definitely fell into Trump, "let me tell you."
  8. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 421 - I Got Your Results

    "Nice"...
  9. Bernard_Shakey

    Episode 421 - I Got Your Results

    Grepisode! Maria Bamford is a legend and a delight and I can't wait to see her new show. Will Hines is the fricking 'Yes And' king! He can take anything Scott throws at him and he's so GD quick. Now on to the back-log of 13 unlistened live eps from NYC I need to get through before seeing the tour in Chicago this Friday!
  10. FYI for non Howl listeners, Scott used this in DC. Also, CaptPukeFish, this may be my favorite catchphrase I've ever heard.
  11. Hmm, I'll allow it, but watch yourself, counselor. http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/4731-9-out-of-10-doctors-agree-that-10th-doctor-is-an-asshole/page__hl__doctors__fromsearch__1
  12. Meet the Press? More like Veggie the Pull!
  13. Mrs. Hoffman rarely saw her husband anymore. He said it was because she never topped of the gas tank after using the car. My advice to her was: "Fill up - See more Hoffman."
  14. Welcome to the Earwolf boards Sean. Podcast fan royalty right here folks.
  15. Many Bothans died to bring us these Crunchwrap Supremes.
  16. Bernard_Shakey

    May 4 - Tarrytown NY, Tarrytown Music Hall

    I agree. They should release his set with the last show he is on drops on Howl.
  17. Bernard_Shakey

    May 5 - Toronto, ON, Convocation Hall

    and then he goes and let's out a "My wife" on today's reg ep.
  18. One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, Dwayne Johnson.
  19. When life hands you lemons, DO NOT EAT THEM! Some parents have reported finding razor blades in these lemons. Story at 11.
  20. The rain in Spain, stays mainly indoors, due to crushing Social Anxiety.
  21. One, if by land, two, if by sea. Three, if by wind, four, if by fire.
  22. Loose lips, stinky chips.
  23. Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. 327 times on my penis if the answer is no.
  24. I love this show! As a current writer of erotic fiction I aspire to someday be on Mr. Write. (It's a play on words) I'm applying the Bunn Method right now, even as I write this!
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