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Everything posted by Bernard_Shakey
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The brooding and blissful Halcyon days! Those hot and steamy Hal Sparks nights!
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The brooding and blissful Halcyon days! Those hot and steamy Hal Sparks nights! -
Leggo my Eggo, and hand me the Prego. We're having waffle -ghetti again tonight.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Leggo my Eggo, and hand me the Prego. We're having waffle -ghetti again tonight. -
Best wished to Mark and his family. Y'all MaBoogies.
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Those pills do NOT last long!
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That new Tom Clancy book featuring Jared Fogle really targets a specific sub-genre.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
That new Tom Clancy book featuring Jared Fogle really targets a specific sub-genre. -
Twin Cities my ass! They dont even have the same last name!
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Twin Cities my ass! They dont even have the same last name! -
When all of a sudden, I came upon a group of deer in my travels. Have fun washing all that cum off. Stupid deer.
Bernard_Shakey replied to CaptPukeFish's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
um, it's "all of THE sudden." Thank you. -
Atamanuik definitely fell into Trump, "let me tell you."
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"Nice"...
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Grepisode! Maria Bamford is a legend and a delight and I can't wait to see her new show. Will Hines is the fricking 'Yes And' king! He can take anything Scott throws at him and he's so GD quick. Now on to the back-log of 13 unlistened live eps from NYC I need to get through before seeing the tour in Chicago this Friday!
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Our love was a lie. It was wet spaghetti the whole time. High five! Oh, I forgot you were just a dolphin. Man this life raft smells like dead dolphin
Bernard_Shakey replied to CaptPukeFish's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
FYI for non Howl listeners, Scott used this in DC. Also, CaptPukeFish, this may be my favorite catchphrase I've ever heard. -
Nine out of ten doctors agree that tenth doctor is an asshole, but damn if he isn't good with his hands
Bernard_Shakey replied to PlumbusMaker's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Hmm, I'll allow it, but watch yourself, counselor. http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/4731-9-out-of-10-doctors-agree-that-10th-doctor-is-an-asshole/page__hl__doctors__fromsearch__1 -
Meet the Press? More like Veggie the Pull!
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Meet the Press? More like Veggie the Pull! -
Break a Leg. As We All Know, You Can't Make a Lomelet Without Breaking A Leg.
Bernard_Shakey replied to SeanSakimae's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Welcome to the Earwolf boards Sean. Podcast fan royalty right here folks. -
Many Bothans died to bring us these Crunchwrap Supremes.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Many Bothans died to bring us these Crunchwrap Supremes. -
May 4 - Tarrytown NY, Tarrytown Music Hall
Bernard_Shakey replied to Shannon's topic in Comedy Bang Bang 2016 Tour
I agree. They should release his set with the last show he is on drops on Howl. -
May 5 - Toronto, ON, Convocation Hall
Bernard_Shakey replied to SeveralCircles's topic in Comedy Bang Bang 2016 Tour
and then he goes and let's out a "My wife" on today's reg ep. -
One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, Dwayne Johnson.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, Dwayne Johnson. -
The rain in Spain, stays mainly indoors, due to crushing Social Anxiety.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The rain in Spain, stays mainly indoors, due to crushing Social Anxiety. -
One, if by land, two, if by sea. Three, if by wind, four, if by fire.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
One, if by land, two, if by sea. Three, if by wind, four, if by fire. -
Loose lips, stinky chips.
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Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. 327 times on my penis if the answer is no.
Bernard_Shakey posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. 327 times on my penis if the answer is no. -
Episode 2 - Writing is Writing is Writing (Three of Them In A Row I Say)
Bernard_Shakey replied to Shannon's topic in Mr. Write
I love this show! As a current writer of erotic fiction I aspire to someday be on Mr. Write. (It's a play on words) I'm applying the Bunn Method right now, even as I write this!