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Topics posted by Bernard_Shakey
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For the last time, my butthole is not a PokéStop and that's not a Squirtle! Now put those balls away!
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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At times history and fate meet at a single time in a single place to shape a turning point in man’s unending search for freedom. That being said...
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the New York Times, year end, "Best of, Worst of" edition.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You kids better be good and pray to Pure Guava, or the Shampoodler wont come on April Fools Rebel Day and give you that Voblex you've been wishing for
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The brooding and blissful Halcyon days! Those hot and steamy Hal Sparks nights!
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Leggo my Eggo, and hand me the Prego. We're having waffle -ghetti again tonight.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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That new Tom Clancy book featuring Jared Fogle really targets a specific sub-genre.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Twin Cities my ass! They dont even have the same last name!
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Mrs. Hoffman rarely saw her husband anymore. He said it was because she never topped of the gas tank after using the car. My advice to her was...
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Many Bothans died to bring us these Crunchwrap Supremes.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, Dwayne Johnson.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When life hands you lemons, DO NOT EAT THEM! Some parents have reported finding razor blades in these lemons. Story at 11.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The rain in Spain, stays mainly indoors, due to crushing Social Anxiety.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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One, if by land, two, if by sea. Three, if by wind, four, if by fire.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. 327 times on my penis if the answer is no.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Fun Fact: When visiting JimMessina.com you arent required to Loggins.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I haven't seen the Jungle Book movie yet, but I did just finish reading the Jungle Movie book.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Scott, Paul, Lauren and Neil? What is this a comedy show or a law firm?
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For the hitchhiking chemist, the three states of matter are Gases, Grasses or Asses.
By Bernard_Shakey, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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New CBB animation by Drue Langlois - This deserves its own thread
By Bernard_Shakey, in Comedy Bang Bang
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Here’s the newest Comedy Bang! Bang! Olympic Song Challenge set to music!
By Bernard_Shakey, in Comedy Bang Bang
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