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burdrulz is the coolest. michael bay of pigs is the second coolest. joe mcgurl is the #1 handsome boy.

also, today I've been listening to the gories, michael rault, and blonde elvis.

Anastasia -- if ur gonna get a guitar pedal for your uncle you might wanna check these guys out. These are the cool-guy pedals that you can't buy at the store. Oddly, this article is on vice. Death by Audio also had a very beloved DIY space that was displaced by vice headquarters about 2 months ago... >> http://noisey.vice.com/blog/death-by-audio-the-accidental-pedal-company-interview At the end of the day, getting someone a pedal isn't a great idea because generally shopping for pedals is a process where you go and play through a bunch of them 'til you've got what's known as a "tone-boner."

get batman throwing stars for your cat. http://allninjagear.com/triple-action-bat-throwing-star-set-of-3

She’s for sure a keeper – two big round bouncy keepers. Lol. But yeah I smoothed things over with some bouquet emoticons. I was soo fricked up that I forgot to put on my pullups. And ya idk Anastasia, I’m very similar to my heroes sean and hayes in that I’m dtf in all conditions.

Shitlord, I’ll probably work hard and make the right decisions just like my heroes sean and hayes. Greggy, I do prop comic anti-comedy in the vain of a bruce chandling or a dan klein. The other comedians like it, and the audience tends to hate it. How many prop comics does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

the thing is that I woke up around 1 and I had to leave for work at like 2. at this point, she's "pissed" that I left the sheets on the floor. but yeah shitlord, you're totally right there's no reason I couldn't have dropped the laundry off. I was thinking I could say I brought my dog over and he did the peeing, but then I went the other way. I think telling the truth is good as it brings me one step closer to being just like my heroes sean and hayes.

I really need to get back into standup because that's a good way for me to become just like my heroes sean and hayes.

she didn't know

I peed the bed on another girl last night. I’m in a bit of a situation, because it was in HER bed. She left for work at like 8 AM and kissed me and said “those were seven of the best orgasms I’ve ever had” and I woke up at 10 AM in the middle of a large, wet, piss circle. The real question is – does she already know?? Did I pee during those 2 hours?? Or was I just too sleepy to notice the pee and she probably knows about it too?? I think she was kinda laughing at me so she probably knows, but I have to text her soon ‘cause she gets off work in an hour.

Dude hurricane dennis is pretty awesome. Here’s one from a fishing trip I took on Monday. The hangout was pretty fun. My connection timed out after about a half hour and when I logged back in, there were too many people and my mic was muted by default. This is something we might want to look into for Tuesday… Everyone wuz sweetheartz. I accidentally drew a line threw the pic on ms paint, but you get the idea..

Yaya Chanson got me hip to it as well. I’d be down to “hangout” but I work during the week and do a radio show on Saturday mornings. I'm Charles.h.moos@gmail.com though and I can try to sneak away when I'm at work. I’ve watched about 20 minutes of the Sean interview and now I really wanna be on the Podcast, Bozos. Can I be a guest with my co-host and lifelong best friend Joe?? (of the realityshowshowshow) We’ll come correct with outfit changes and lots of material.

ps. just read the forums. fuck improv 4 humans. I GOTTA LISTEN TO THAT BOZOS PODCAST RIGHT F (stops writing on forums and starts searching for the bozos podcast) that's fucking cool bozos i'm supr jealous. edit: that's also cool of sean and he is the best.

kk i kno u guys get all snarky when we criticize -- AND.... i haven't read all the forums griping about no new show yet (i will in a sec) BUUUUUUUT -- intern andy should be able to make a friggin "teaser freaser" best of episode in garageband or whatev. or I can, but u gotta let me know. chop it up with a bunch of "hollywood handbook" stabs (in the whispery voice from the theme song) better yet! an RSS clip show called "started from the bottom" to the dude who already compiles a weekly RSS clip ---> better start workin on that ep RIGHT NOW 'cause its only a matter of time before you get the call... kk love you all. i kno i said i'd never listen to another earwolf show but i jus started improv 4 humans and am RLLY diggin it.. ..so i guess that's the silver lining of no new ep. ps. hayes, still waiting for you to take me off "limited profile" on FB so I can check to see if we fucked any of the same chix

there's an omniscient robot lady at my job that periodically says "silence on chansons" and also "silence continues on chansons" and she kind of sounds like a norwegian robot lady. she pronounces it like a norwegian robot lady.

my whole fam calls me 'dudeman' to the point where my 17 year old cousin didn't know my name until we became facebook friends. also, my niece and nephew call me 'uncle dude.'

While we’re on the topic of facebook stati, here’s another PS for yuz… Thelonious Junk is “in a relationship” Looks like our advice really payed off. Michael Breezewood seemed to be the only one to notice so I figured I’d blast it. Also showed up to work a lil knackered off some ales, right ANDREW!?!?!?!

PS VEEBS totally loved the song about Sean’s FB page but I was RLLY hoping you’d mention something about the sweat garage. The sweat garage is a gold mine. Also, I’ll bet HAYES is totally kicking himself for having us all on limited profile because guess what Hayes??? You didn get a totally awesome billy joel song about ur potteri skills – THAT IS IF YOU EVEN HAVE ANY POTTERI SKILLS!! We wouldn know buddy. All we know is that I drew your profile pic with my own two hands and that you posted an article about ur brother a while back.

The only reason i'm on these frickin' boards is 'cause my new tinder prof pics crashed the main frame. I’m not flying home ‘til tomorrow and my boss has my back on the night shift for tonight SO SURPRISE!!! HERE I AM!!! BACK ON THE FORUMSS LIKE A GOOD BOY!!!! It smells like ‘bounce that ass’ at my desk and that’s ‘cause I stepped in dog shit. I rlly did tho, and didn’t realize it. Like I started smelling my clothes and all my stuff before I figured it out. I’ll attach a photo. I don’t need any points to know how many funny good jokes I’ve made on here, and I think such a strong showing of confidence entitles me to some points.

Chicago pizza so deep u need floaties. OH SNAP. and now chanson is up.

I feel like I’m gonna puke. I’ve been really busy this week and I haven’t been able to check the forums ‘til now. Can’t believe I missed the call-in ep – especially since I’ve been begging for another one for a while now. Hopefully it was a success and they will do them every now and again… The main reason I got on the forums today was to write to Sean and Hayes to tell them that they were both in my dream last night. They were doing engineer Cody’s job at a radio station. I was their boss. Hayes was a solid worker. Sean ‘caused a long silence on a pretty high profile channel. Either way, it was fun chilling with you in the dream. Can’t wait to hear the ep. Miss you guys, I’m RLLY busy ovr here..

Also, Pauly had one good point. CALLERS. I called in to the first RSS live broadcast w/ my number 1 pal Joe and we RLLY bombed. It was pretty brutal. Point is, let's bring that back. Or maybe don't mess with the format, IDK. If H + S could just engineer my G D career that would be nice.

one time my neighbor and I paused titantic when rose had the titties out and sketched her for like an hour.

aww dude pauly shore is a totally different animals than rob schneider. << the animal joke