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^^^^ fuck substitute teachers, fuck principals, and fuck 2-day in-school suspensions. srsly though, i recently became roommates with my lifelong best friend, co-host, and comedy partner-in-crime -- AND NOW I CAN'T BREAK CHARACTER. i'm starting to be an asshole 'cause i just try to take advantage of every opportunity to crack a joke. i'm derailing all the conversations around me, and when they don't get the puns it's really awkward. the girls hate it. they're like - do you have a boner ?? and i'm like no my dick is just huge and stiff EVEN WHEN IT'S SOFT. also on the topic of newbies -- some of the funniest posts come from newbies because they don't have tenure yet. After you reach 17 posts on the HH boards, your writing will go under review. If it sucks, agata will ban you and michael bay of pigs will bang your girlfriend's mouth hole (only if she wants tho, but come on -- that guy is sooooo charming).

i'm late to the boards this week -- but i just wanted to add A) Bozos wasn't lying about "hey" -- it is literally all you need and definitely the best pickup line. After 'hey' comes conversation. Touch her shoulder briefly when she says something funny or when you agree with a point she's making, she'll probably start reciprocating and it will be much more obvious if any future moves you might wanna make will hit or miss. C) Safe sex is better than no sex. Seriously though make sure she wears a helmet 'cause sometimes I bang chicks through the floor and they bump their heads and get an owwie on a strangers kitchen table. -SHOSHO

WHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? GODDAMN I WASN'T READING THE FORUMS AND I HAVE SOOOOOOO MANY QUESTIONS FOR MIKAL CRONIN DAMNNNNNNIT!! Gonna listen now and will post some of homeboy's music on facebook today 'cause he's the shit. Seriously -- i've been hoping you guys would interview someone who musics, and you picked a good one.

BEEF. dig? i'm really ill and the illness requires me to eat pillz and other similar jokes. but we have beef and i'm not actually a rapper but i'll explain later 'cause i'm in a hurry but i'm coming at you in a diss track -- THAz all i'm sayin.

oh and also MBOP what's good with the rap-shit? if u post yours i'll post mine.

i think the second. it would be easy for some and not for others -- maybe i start posting political science rants tho and then you start sweating and noticing more and more orange hairs clogging up ur drain every morning. guys michael bay of pigs is a siq guitar player -- check out from 1:20

GUYSSS I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. we all make another earwolf account for next week's posting and post under that alias and then try to guess who's who. work is sooooo boring and my co-worker has really bad asperbers and he's been sitting at my desk trying to name everything in the studio that take triple a batteries. so far we've got the wireless keyboard and mouse. but the conversation continues so i'll keep you posted. ps. this guy's a genius so ur gonna want a copy of this list when he's done.

putting in the docks is my favorite chore of all time, mwn. i'm just posting here to see if burdrulz will read page 3 this week. nobody cheat and tell him okay. thanks.

there's really no excuse for not habing a forums p cast this week. tim, if you could just buy us all microphones and new computers then we can get started immediately.

if ur serious -- you should see how you vibe with my co-host. he's talent on a catholic comedy show on siriusxm. he's not actually religious at all so idk if that's a problem but he has bits for weeks and actually knows what's going in the church 'cause he has to talk about it all day long. plus he's p funny. i'll send you his standup on fb.

wow. just got caught up and you guys are the funniest. i was cracking my whole shit up on evvvvry post -- that is all.

'lunk' is such a derogatory term and it SICKENS me that people call me that behind my back. ps. i hooked up with a black girl last night and i'm considering never going back. pps. that's a 2 pound weight and it was very embarrassing taking that pic but i did it 4 U GUYS!!! edit: (and 3 girls)

you think i would let that shit fly??? last names A - N have Mr. Fucking Dybdhall but Sarah told me she saw him watching porn on his phone so I'd like to see him try to tell me what to do. you should definitely steal some vodka because like -- the lincoln memorial is boring as fuck. who are you rooming with??

dude, it cost 16$ to see a 3d movie in new york. once i turn 18 -- it'll cost 19.50$

hmmmm, maybe. i haven't heard of south dakota but i'll definitely look it up and let you know. I'm not gonna beg MBOP, but i'll make you a deal -- if you post your FB I will tell you the name of the movie script Val and I have been working on. I'll give you a hint -- it rhymes with "Soul 'Copter" (srsly tho don't steal that idea) edit: i really hope you didn't listen yesterday 'cause we were sooo off.

yaya chanson -- it was a different time back then. freja was all -- 'i ain't no friggin' chicken' and i thought 'hmmmm -- me neither' i had to wait a week 'cause i was grounded from the computer (another reason i want to live with dad) but once i got the laptop back it was sooo on. (and i was pissed 'cause like seriously mom -- you left it onn for a whole week???) i think facebook's great 'cuz i feel like a lame when i break character on these boards but sometimes i just wanna drop some fact or toss a song rec. into the mixer. but seriously greggy -- keep the partying pics to a minimum 'cause my mom checks my history. p.s. thx frayjay -- i've been getting out every week but haven't been updating the albums. bike-packing / fly-fishing the black hills next weekend!! i'll be sure to squeeze that one in when i'm telling my grandkids what a bitch their great grandmother used to be. edit: and for the record -- that's 'sexy leg' with a THICK jamaican accent.

ps. @tim treese if ur still looking for knicknames -- there's a female janitor at sirius that just called me 'sexy leg.' i'm hoping it catches on.

dude what's ur handle?? mines bigmusclehaver. i'm mainly on the forums to learn how to make my forearms the same size. let's just say if my arms were an olympic event -- they'd be the uneven bars.

damnnit. so pissed i missed this -- i was at fucking soccer practice. coach is so gay. i'm seriously thinking about quitting once i'm 18. EDIT: saw this and thought of u guyz (and 2 girls) http://imgur.com/gallery/yznKsSt

mr bwain, do you know any good w w dot coms?

I live in brooklyn but i've got a bitchin' camaro. too bad i no one ever taught me to drive stick. wink wink -- sean you dirty dog. seriously though, i have a totally bad-ass ford bronco called red lightning with custom tasmanian devil tinted glass so i'm all over the map and down to scoop people up along the way.

i'm with you on the slapping--coach says you gotta bump up if you wanna pump up. have you guys noticed that weights just get in the way of your workout?? like sometimes i'm pumping the weights so hard that they shoot straight up out of my hands and the gym gets two new sky lights.

i caught sooooo many fish today guys. an old band of mine opened 4 dates for ghostface when i was in college but my mom got it all twisted around and thought i was touring with dotcom from 3o rocks. did anyone else notice that the price of magnum condoms jumped up 15 cents??? no fair!!!

ugh yea, tell me about it -- she's all -- why are you out of breath?? have you been pretending to take out the recycling so you can make out with hawt ass chicks in the alley??!? and i'm all -- noOOoo BAabe. Baby? Babe -- I saw a raccoon and it was scary. i totally don't miss her -- even though she was a steady eightum (i still don't need forum girlfriends tho so don get any ideas.)

lolol. can someone please remind which episode this is again?? also -- what happened to the live episodes??