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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwkdKfkncok my favorite crystal is a doors cover band called crystal shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwkdKfkncok

we we're mainly talking about derek jeter -- who the sheik believes to be 'the real.' in the eyes of the sheik, anyone that doesn't like jeter is a jabroni and is jealous because jeter gets all the tightest [redacted]

i met the iron sheik a few weeks back and he was pretty hilarious. we didn't 'party' but i was buzzing pretty hard on earl greezy. i also play ping pong with handsome dick manitoba on the reg. i'm pretty sure he was a wrestler too. and this is SOOO rando but also nawwt (psyche, bitches) because homeboy has a blog post about partying with pro wrestlerz.

shon has a flying v so deep, it's actually a bass guitar.

shon's vee tee is soo deep that it makes tee vees seem shallow (yet another reason he doesn't have one). shon's vee is so deep that malaysian flight 370 goes there for advice. his holiness referred to shon as his vee-ness and sean said 'what, you mean my big ol dong???' and then they laughed about it. shon's vee is soo deep that if it were a dish-pizza -- they'd have to rename deep-dish pizza and call it something more suited to the mediocrity of it's depth. you guys are really really really funny this week, but you took all the good ones (except for the dish-pizza one, thanks for leaving that treasure for little old me).

Am I the only one that remembers engineer Frank?? I was always kinda unclear on the rules of this game. If you choose to marry a person, do you still get to F -- like once you're married, like maybe after work once in a while would be nice. Or like if we're just hanging out and not really doing anything that might be a good time. And maybe if you pretended to be into it a little more we wouldn't fight so much.

do you find that sometimes when you're trying to nose-wheelie it's actually easier to think of it as just a backwards regular wheelie?? are you still selling those bitchin mix tapes??

nosepicks is what happens when you're bukeing funny good guests but you have too many bukers in ur noseholes.. if u guys ever wanted to interview someone remotely -- a buddy in new york, say -- i could probably book time and dial earwolf on an ip codec from sirius...just a thought..

i'm crushin' too hard to write funny good jokes right now. that was a great chapter.

what's up 'seven,' how many fish did you catch during the filming of 'the river why?' did they stock a bunch of fish right before scenes?? or did they just hook them out of a bucket, plop them in the water and film you reel them in???? do you like fly fishing now?? you we're throwing some tight loops in that flick so props to you. riggins probably would have caught more fish tho.

creative type, eh?? check my resume.

really digging the forum content this week (the vlog and podcast the musical). when the time comes, i will be auditioning for the part of agata (because i'm a baritone, and i'm saucier than a friggin' flatizza!).

so for real though, the painter that pioneered that hot-rod rat character (rat fink, known colloquially as 'ricky ratt') was ed roth. in the early '60s he actually formed a campy band to further brand himself as an all around surf/hot-rod bad-ass. they're called mr gasser & the weirdos and they're a pretty far out surf outfit. this is my favorite tune of theirs -- there's also a really fun tune about surf boards called something like 'there's a dog gone ding in my ding dong board' but i can't find a full version -- just a 40 second clip with the caption 'does anybody even like this band??' https://www.youtube....h?v=etowxiasHlU my other character only listens to totally bitchin bands like karate cousins, and captain sensei...

muy fucking lame. is that the same Jordy from Demavore?? i'd be soooo fucking pissed bro. yeah, but either way -- we're called Sids. Pretty much all our songs are in fucking DROP-D, so hopefully the judges aren't a bunch of prudes like last year. I just put some fat slinkies on the warlock though, so we should be all fucking cozy and whatever.

bitchin. just got my shred sled back from the shop. i had 'em put grip-tape on the wheels 'cuz the streets can't hold me. ps. are any of you bros playin' the battle of the bands on friday?

u-gata, i have outlined a few techniques that should help you with your boy troubles. 1) You gotta be bad 2) you gotta be bold 3) you gotta be wiser-er 4) You gotta be hard 5) you gotta be tough 6) you gotta be strong-eh-eh-ehr 7) You gotta be cool 8) you gotta be calm, 9) you gotta stay together All I know, all I know, love will save the day -shosho ps. a lot of us bros on the forum DO like you. it's just that we don't really need fourum girlfriends when we already have girlfriends that are steady eightums..

thx. we steal from tha best

some of those punching supplies will give you bitchin punches. i picked up some supplies for my punches at the boxing day sale in vancouver.

if someone throws down papyrus -- THEY ARE MY MORTAL ENEMY!

once upon a trogdor, i gave a tedx presentation. i was a doe-eyed frosh, but i had all the moves. i was soaring high -- unpacking content, really just tossing tasty treats into the dialectic. the teachers were like 'here, you take the chalk -- now YOU'RE the teacher,' and then i was all 'i can't be the teacher because i'm too real. people can't deal with what i'm laying down. they're just like "whoah dude, you can't say that," and I'm like "watch me." ...i've gotten some pretty flattering youtube comments like -- 'this lil [redacted] is kinda cute. i'd be down if he didn't suck [redacted] with his [redacted] hole.'

YOU CAN'T JUDGE MY CHOICES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING MY REASONS. Besides, I wouldn't be caught dead in a JC Penny (unless I had a gift card). How's this sound: me + you + sears?? Keep in mind that those are strictly platonic plus signs. (no offense, but i don't need a fourum girlfriend because i already have a girlfriend who's a steady eightum).

Hopefully you don't live by the boxing supplies. If you're roommates with that wide-eyed rubber punching man, i'm not coming over. He is too spooky.

Sure did. The punching bags are still swinging at Sears.

how much to buy an earwolf ad spot on hollywood handbook?? 1 FULL MINUTE. i've got an easy to use, drag 'n drop web-design platform that NEED EXPOSURE.

Yeah, I know it says "Charlie" on the roll-sheet but the other engineers have been calling me "Gaflarnje" since September. Pretty much only my mom calls me Charlie. you gotta that, agata??