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  3. Posted

    ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING A FUNNY GOOD JOKE ON ME?????

     

    I was dreaming the same dream only instead of Michael Jordan, it was Michael Jackson. Next thing I know -- my elbow slips off the desk and BOOM -- I wake up in the middle of study hall -- SCORE!!! Only ten minutes 'til 5th period.

     

    Wait, is it Friday? OH SHIT!!!! it's FRIDAY and only TEN MINUTES 'TIL 5TH PERIOD!!!

     

    IF I DON'T PASS THIS CHEMISTRY TEST, COACH WON'T LET ME PLAY IN THE BIG GAME!!!!

    ~buzz buzz~ TEXT FROM EMILY ~buzz buzz~

    ur such a jerk shosho!! veronica told me that you were making out with tons of hawt-ass chicks by the lockers!!

     

    I raise my hand.

     

    "mr. dybdhall, i need to go to the nurse it's an emergency!!"

     

    "well class, would you look who's awake? well, mr. bro -- what's so important that it can't wait until 5th period??""

     

    "I need to take my pills for my abnormally large dong,"

     

    [wide shot -- ladies raise eyebrows. bell rings. cut to me skateboarding through the halls grinding the locks off all the lockers between high fives. end scene.]

     

    "NO TALKING CLASS, THIS ISN'T A GROUP TEST!!"

     

    [wide shot. students are sweating furiously -- but i'm calm and collected}

     

    I'm the first to rise, walking confidently to the teachers desk and pitching the test to her.

     

    but as i do so, the test becomes a football. THE TEACHER BECOMES A RUNNINGBACK.

     

    THE CLASSROOM BECOMES A STADIUM, AND I'M OFF TO THE ENDZONE!

     

    THEY'RE RUNNING THE FLEA-FLICKER!!! THEY'RE RUNNING THE FLEA-FLICKER!!

     

    it's a one-handed catch in the end-zone, but I pull it in tight to the numbers and hold on for dear life.

     

    TOUCHDOWN!!!! -- THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!

     

    after the game my dad approaches and tells me he's proud of me.

     

    i look him dead and the eye and say --

     

    SHUT UP BRUCE, I'M TALKING TO COACH!!

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  4. Posted

    u guys are a bunch of sweethearts. but this is one of those times when i'm intimidated in my posting 'cause you're all being so funny.

     

    But I have a qualm. I'm sitting here "Hmm 'Charlie Moos: 3 videos'. I'll check out what that 3rd one is".

    Well, well, well.

    IT'S SCARY. I'm a land mammal! If you ain't tryin' to give me a cardiac arrest then wtf are you doing placing this god damn "Shark Attack" video a mere 4 clicks away from me? Are you trying to murder me? Is this attempted murder? I don't know man. I thought you were on my side.

     

    honlads, it's ME -- SHOSHO. Of course i'm not trying to give you cardiac arrest! I wrote that song after I split up with my ex-gf and I was feeling very blue and spooked out (about the cat (cujo) -- not HER 'cause she's a friggin looney and i forgot her name already)

     

    Forgot to ask; what's the premise of the reality show? Or is it one of those Hollywood hush hush things and you can't say anything until Deadline announces it? Please dear god let it be a sleazy dating show.

     

    I'll tell you on FB (the forums aren't safe at this time).

     

     

    Was that Chanson who called you from Seattle? Also nice one taking the HH advice in having huge hoagie in your mouth to get that Joaquin Phoenix Theodore Twombly voice.

     

    he hasn't called me in at least 2 days and i'm starting to worry.

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  5. Posted

    gorillafartcom-macaulay-culkin-homealone-famous-sc.jpg

     

    So I was recently recruited by these guys that are making a reality show on VH1. They are considering me as a character and they wanted me to shoot some like video diary style vids -- so i just snapped these gems.

     

    SINCE YOU GUYS are my funniest peers -- whattya think -- do I look like an asshole?? ps. they told me to be an asshole.

     

     

    p.s. sorry to break character all the time -- it's just that ever since my gf and i split -- i haven't been able to spend as much time with my cat cujo. she is such a bitch (my ex gf, not cujo...)

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  9. Posted

     

    My go to karaoke jams:

     

    Pony - Ginuwine

    Stay - Lisa Loeb

    Semi Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind

    Ignition Remix - R. Kelly

    Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger

     

    LOLOL

     

    kk i'm doing Stay.

     

    I do Pony and Ignition on the reg. but they know me so I need to change it up.

     

    Anything by Michael McDonald

     

    https://soundcloud.c...t-what-a-fool-2 BRR this is the jam for when ur straightening ur hair and shit.

     

     

    EDIT: i'm too slow to keep up but yeah greggy that shit is hilarious. thx u guys are tha best pals a guy could have!

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  10. Posted

    Hey showshowbro we get it. You have a lot of exes and aren't single like the other 77% of us friggin losers. Rome wasn't built in a day or whatever so I'm choosing to take my time and listen to a lot of Beyonce rite now as I wait for H+S to dispense some more of their dating advice in a future ep. No rush guys but seriously tick tock lol I'm fuckin panicking over here (!!)

     

    B)

     

    sometimes you guys are soo funny that i'm too nervous to respond.

     

    ..but really i need your help

     

    i'm doing karaoke later and i'm looking for song suggestions. Here's the list so far

     

    Kid Rock -- Bawitaba

    2 Live Crew -- Me So Horny

    Tracy Chapman -- Fast Car

     

    xoxoxoxoxo

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  14. Posted

     

     

    You can also record and broadcast a Hangout with Hangouts on Air. I use it for my p-cast.

     

    Would everyone be live at the same time though?? I feel like it would sound chaotic if more than 5 ppl were live at a time. This way 2 people could be live (everyone would be listening) but we could also have side conversations off the air like "tim ur up next etc.."

     

    I guess with google hangouts tho we could just type to each other to coordinate and ppl would just lay low when it's not their turn. Or just be mindful not to talk over chanson. Plus being able to see each other would help. It might sound a little better too. I'm in for the hangout if this is how it would work?? Would that work TIm????

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  15. Posted

    I think like 5 or 6 ppl? I put it in my signature because 1) the google+ hangout thing never materialized (tho admittedly I joined the party like a few months too late so that's my b, and 2) I ain't no friggin chicken

     

    No, I'm not friends with H+S. I'm not worthy!

     

    I sent u a friend request.

     

    I missed the google+ hangout too...me and the forums had a brief falling out after RSS ended...

     

    I really think we should coordinate a time where we record a forums podcast. I'd be down to record it. I could just give everyone a number to call from a landline, and put you live 2 at a time. So everyone could either have their own segment -- or they could coordinate something with another forums member and co-host together..

     

    For example -- Burdrulz could tell us about Jordy. Or like Andy Kneis could sing a song from his podcast musical. ETC. Maybe we do one big segment that we collab. on as a unit. Maybe a reverse popcorn gallery -- where Sean and Hayes submit questions and we each field one. IDK. You are the ideas people.

     

    But if you wanted to do it -- I could make it happen and edit/upload it

     

    maybe you need 15 posts in the bank to participate??

     

    oh yeah and this is my FB i would love to read all of ur statuses all day. https://www.facebook.com/charles.redcorn.3

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  17. Posted

     

     

    That New Swears video has a special place in my heart... I HATE the fact that I'm turning fucking 30 in two months and I never rage with my fucking dudes like I used to like that.

     

    If you ever want to hear I was in a band called 'pack of strays' (sort of as a joke but sort of not) and we have a similar video but not nearly as good. It was inspired by mean jeans 'steve don't party no more' which when I say 'inspired' I mean it's just a bunch of us partying and shit.

     

    sorry to get so real, but I DID say I was going to get drunk and get on the forums tonight.

     

    after all it is thursday.

     

    DUDE you were in Pack of Strays ANNNND Jordy and Gnardoggies??? Far out. I bet you've got some freakin siq callouses on your fingers by now.

     

    I play in a band too but I told myself i'd stop name dropping on this thing so you'll just have to figure out what we're called.

     

    11m9jwn.jpg

     

    dude can everybody just stop with the freaking skelingtons? jeez it's like i'm trying to shed some poundage for beach season and these lean ass surfer bros are not helping my body image. and if you must know my ex girlfriend is dating a friggin skeleton and i don't even care. i didn't even look him up on facebook but he probably can't even bone for shit because like i'm the king and stuff. who cares. i'm doing great.

     

    ps.

     

    mean jeans rulz (they've put out records on gnar and burger so HOW COULD THEY NOT RULZ?)

     

    key boys is also rulz -- thanks for that, i had no idea. old foreign scenes are the best. a lot of goofy rock n roll came out of zambia in the early 70s and i'm

    through a
    phase.

     

    I'm a single white male... Let me check my privilege!

     

    Hayesean, can you talk about checking privilege this week on the ep?

     

    http://flagland.bandcamp.com/track/straight-white-male

     

    k sori, i'm done with the songs.

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  18. Posted

    You lobbed this one over the plate, so i'm gonna have to swing and plug my radio show that archives on this page every saturday night

     

    This week we played a lot of burger records bands, some gnar tapes bands. I recently ordered a bunch of mississippi records compilation cassettes that ARE SOOOOO good but a lot of the tunes are hard to find online.

     

    here are the four songs i sang really loud this week:

     

     

     

     

    west coast

     

    I kinda thought you we're asking for real suggestions, but if not -- here's a joke.

     

    There's this band called U2 that had a special edition red and black ipod but then it got stolen out of my locker.

     

    EDIT -- i kno ur not swiss but this is a swiss girl group from the 80s that

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  19. Posted

    lemme guess -- burdrulz friggin' job made him miss the bus and he's on his way, but he's gonna be late because he has to walk like a friggin' peasant.

     

    @ burdrulz, to finish our conversation frm last week -- i'd love it if you could just leave me a voicemail. you know what to do. i deleted some of the voicemails that we're making it all full of voicemails (my mom, miguel, my friend joe, 1 from my ex-girlfriend that i didn even listen to 'cause I DON'T CARE WHO'S SHE'S DATING NOW OR WHAT BAND HE'S IN!!!!!) and now you should be good to go. The number is 271-6694. area code (st. paul minnesota) PS. If I answer, just hang up .

     

    great ep btw, but i'm only half done.

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  25. Posted

    AWWW DAMN!!! AN EXCELLENT TOPIC!!!!!!!

     

    I missed out on all these bike tricks 'cause I was trout fishing in a gorge. Two days in a gorge with no cell service is pretty rough, but just think -- PEOPLE LIVE YEAR ROUND in that middle america corn town called Chicago.

     

    WELLL......since nobody will read this i'm just gonna write what I WOULD have written if I were here.

     

    I had a dyno too, but it got hit by an astroid.

     

    It had a gyro, which REALLY added a lot of tricks to my arsenal.

     

    Like this one trick called the spoon tummy where I would spin the handlebars around like 9 times while I was sitting on the bike eating dairy queen in a parking lot.

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