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look friends, let's get one thing straight: the Cuyahoga River runs through Cleveland -- Cincinnati is located next to both the Licking River and the Ohio River. in conclusion, Licking.

watching old squirt tv clips is so bizarre and amazing

oh man, this is great. plus i love the background noises at about 34min -- there are some obvious benefits to recording this somewhere where, you can, um, have a smoke. ... "Hamburglar? Hamburglar plays drums." quote of the year.

i think this is the first body rap. and i had to come back to search for it after seeing Kyle doing the body rap on Inside Amy Schumer (season 3, episode 2). just brilliant.

mary holland was channeling a bit of susan windchime -- wonderful. tom green was very... tom green-ish. he is like some sort of canadian shocking disc jockey.

"I did not wind-know that!" *dying. dying. dead.*

yesss "i'm a woman" kills me everytime

obviously you are referring to the attractiveness of the personalities of all the guests (and host) -- otherwise, what kind of monster would you be if you mentioned jarles' fantastic suit and perfectly coiffed mustachio -- or even Bitsy's Boo's perfect teeth?!? just kidding, i would bone all the people on the this ep, in one big writhing mass of flesh, no less.

so, Dabney is 96? and his first 366 days alive included a leap year... so he was born in late 1918 or early 1919. luckily 1920 was in fact a leap year, so... the only way this makes sense is if he was born between march 1 and march 27, 1919. Dabney, your math checks out. happy belated birthday bro.

claudia slipped in that carrie from sex and the city's full name is carrie brownstein -- from portlandia i love you claudia

god, this is wonderful. my wish is that all earwolf shows must do a u2 ep. next up: r u affirming u2 nation 2 me? where bob ducca just names all of the band members

wow. there's no reason to get all aggro. (capital f? jeez) i was defending a guy for bonding with his kids over weird al... now i just feel dirty.

obviously you should like whatever kind of music that you like. but for what or whose (whom's?) sake music is made seems irrelevant... especially to your bigger point -- which is (i think) that fans of comedy music are hipsters and/or are self righteous? i don't even know if that's what you're trying to say. all i do know is that if someone wants to listen to solely musical comedy and nothing else, they should be able to do that and enjoy it and it's not really fair of you to judge them for it. personally, i love weird al, but like most people, i also listen to other artists, who generally don't sing parodies. regardless of whether or not a song is funny or not, it's definitely real music, and it occasionally makes me feel inspired, sad, happy, or something else entirely.

you love "real music" you say?

i simply can't believe i'm the first to do this:

a stone is only 14 pounds -- how could Lord ALW be so far off? he's not very british, is he?

i'm glad to see the engineer cody trying to get a "handle" on things: (alternate joke: he's "handling this well")

oh god. the last 5 minutes. bless.

"i just think motherfuckers wanna laugh" real talk. thanks for this.

this was the best. i got a little choked up when they came in on the last bit of the last song. dunno why. must be the onions (my apartment is filled with onions).

first of all, congrats. secondly, i'm very impressed that you were able to listen AND comment despite just giving birth. and lastly, it warms my heart and restores my faith in humanity to know that there is a litlte VajayjayLeno running around out there. kudos!

jason patric's butthole: it's closer than you think

just wanted to pull out this frame, because. seriously. these guys. this frame.

i don't think that's him.

i just wanted to sign up for an account to say i like this. it's a good joke.