danthebeast
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For Mother's Day I hope you finally fix that wobbly stair case post for your mom or the creaky stair. Don't let your life be a sitcom.
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How's your Saturday? Perhaps listening to me talk about dry humping in high school will make it more enjoyable. http://t.co/xxZV7k6szL
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I mean come on. He won't eat his cereal. Greatest meme of my god damned generation. Great job everyone. Pack it up. Go home.
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If someone precedes a description of you with "As a person, he's great, but..." then everyone actually really hates you. Great job!
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If you need to give a compliment but kind of don't like the person, tell them they're the "cat's ass."
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If you'd like to do me a solid, give me a rating/review here, so I can make it to "New & Noteworthy" - http://t.co/GnAm6r5OY5
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In case you missed it last week, a fun freestyle @siftshow of listener questions and more. http://t.co/tKrP3u8n7D
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My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (18), Daft Punk (9) & C418 (5) http://t.co/t6iZ13h5uu
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New @siftshow! Eddie’s granny gets pistol whipped, high school dance nookie, hiding boners, dry humping & @SportClips http://t.co/xxZV7k6szL
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New show! Dirty college living, saying terrible things in front of kids, @amandabynes, calling someone “boss” & more. http://t.co/PPGp7AD5Cq
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People who say "Put a broom up my ass & I'll sweep the floor" secretly just want a broom up their ass.