danthebeast
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New show! Dirty college living, saying terrible things in front of kids, @amandabynes, calling someone “boss” & more. http://t.co/PPGp7AD5Cq
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Somehow my very first website from my goofy high school pop punk band is still online - http://t.co/vI9M5IRaP8
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If you'd like to do me a solid, give me a rating/review here, so I can make it to "New & Noteworthy" - http://t.co/GnAm6r5OY5
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People who say "Put a broom up my ass & I'll sweep the floor" secretly just want a broom up their ass.
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The best way to tell someone they are your boss but that you hate them is to call them "boss."
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Someone just sent me an email with the signature "In good health" and now I want the opposite for them.
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My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (18), Daft Punk (9) & C418 (5) http://t.co/t6iZ13h5uu
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Show with @mikerevolution! Love, @agencyspy, butt chugging, hating @daftpunk & Arrested Dev plus Mike's "accident" http://t.co/rPPlBJuEZ2
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If you need to give a compliment but kind of don't like the person, tell them they're the "cat's ass."
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Perfect time to start pretending to like hockey and the @SanJoseSharks. Hope they get lots of scores and checks.
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The same people who threatened to delete their Instagram after the privacy stuff are now threatening to delete their Tumblr. Please do.
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How's your Saturday? Perhaps listening to me talk about dry humping in high school will make it more enjoyable. http://t.co/xxZV7k6szL