danthebeast
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For Mother's Day I hope you finally fix that wobbly stair case post for your mom or the creaky stair. Don't let your life be a sitcom.
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Trying to understand how people think a woman electing to have her breasts removed to ward off cancer is anything but amazing.
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In case you missed it last week, a fun freestyle @siftshow of listener questions and more. http://t.co/tKrP3u8n7D
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I mean come on. He won't eat his cereal. Greatest meme of my god damned generation. Great job everyone. Pack it up. Go home.
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The new songs and accompanying animations for the new QOTSA album are fantastic. I guess this is my Daft Punk. http://t.co/H7dmtvvqX0
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Wow, stop the presses. "A Facebook page you like, "Bud Light Lime", is changing its name to "Bud Light" on May 29."
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New @siftshow! Eddie’s granny gets pistol whipped, high school dance nookie, hiding boners, dry humping & @SportClips http://t.co/xxZV7k6szL
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If someone precedes a description of you with "As a person, he's great, but..." then everyone actually really hates you. Great job!
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How's your Saturday? Perhaps listening to me talk about dry humping in high school will make it more enjoyable. http://t.co/xxZV7k6szL
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The same people who threatened to delete their Instagram after the privacy stuff are now threatening to delete their Tumblr. Please do.
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Perfect time to start pretending to like hockey and the @SanJoseSharks. Hope they get lots of scores and checks.
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If you need to give a compliment but kind of don't like the person, tell them they're the "cat's ass."