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Yeah, it's mostly available as a bootleg vhs-to-dvd transfer, sadly.

This movie is filled with crazy.

The description on IMDB: In the far future water is the most valuable substance. Two space pirates are captured, sold to a princess, and recruited to help her find her father who disappeared when he found information dangerous to the rulers. A real Space Opera with sword fights, explosions, fighting robots, monsters, bar fights and time warps. Cast members include: Robert Urich, Angelica Huston, John Carradine, and Ron Perlman Ron Perlman. In only his second film appearance ever. The description above doesn't even begin to describe the craziness of this movie. Giant White Afros. Space Herpes. Eunich Machine. Such a fun, fun movie.

Rutger F-ING Hauer! It is London, in the "future" of 2008. The city is permanently under a foot of water due to excessive rainfall. Hauer portrays a burnt-out homicide detective who has survived for years on "Anxiety, coffee and chocolate" after the death of his partner . . . by a literal demonic monster who has come back to terrorize the city and kill again. Quotes: "We need to get bigger guns. BIG F---ING GUNS!" "I don't think this thing thinks it's Satan, I think this thing IS Satan." "Well Satan is in deep shit." Truly an amazing piece of . . . cinema.

I agree with the original poster - this movie is AMAZEBALLS! The aforementioned music sung by a band trying its hardest to be queen is amazing. This movie feels like two different movies mashed together - a story set in "dinosaur and caveman" days suddenly transforms into a clear Star Wars ripoff, complete with its own Darth Vader. And the lines . . . the lines are incredible: "Drink . . . the Blood of your enemies makes you stronger!" "Damn you, talking box!" That's just a taste. This movie is a MUST

This movie is AMAZING. It is one of my all-time favorite what-the-heck movies. Unlike a lot of "bad" movies, this one stands out because it is clearly EXACTLY what the film maker intended it to be. It is a masterpiece of confrontational cinema. That being said, it is perfect for this podcast - no matter how much I love this movie, I have to wonder how the heck anyone allowed Tom Green to make this, and why anyone thought it had a chance as a theatrical release. This is in no way, shape, or form a movie for a "normal" audience. Please, do this movie.