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Maybe it's just me, but for me it really seems it was hinting at either Poehler, Peretti, or F&P4, all of which I am on board for.

I'm going to add "Being on Corrections & Omissions" to my résumé now I've never heard of toys, and I've only heard the trailer in this mini episode and even that seems kind of off. This should be an interesting next episode.

The internet is a truly magical place.

I also love that this episode gave us a heirachy of June's knowledge on things 1: Tornadoes 2: Morgues 3: Fighting . . . . 99999999: What a street fighter is

It's really funny that you say that because all of those scenes with Brian Cox looked like he was living in like a palace? In Los Angeles? It was some crazy architecture going on.

And his constant Stevie impression was amazing.

Something that seems to have been left out is the scene where Campbell is shot. From what it looks like, he is shot in the chest/just below the shoulder. Still, he still has the strength to dangle off the side of the apartment complex. Then after Segal kills the bad guy, he's just up and walking and talking like nothing happens, aside from having a now slightly bloodied shirt. But then when he's finally getting medical treatment he is strapped to a gurney like he can't walk anymore.

One thing I'd like to point out from the movie: every time someone is going to kill Segal, they never take their chance. In the car ambush scene the Russians start a full on monologue for Segal. Why not just shoot him and end it all? Or when the fake internal affairs guys have him in the car, just kill him immediately, do you really have to drive him to a second location?

That is really funny now that I think about it, but I also truly believe no one on that set was smart enough to make that anything more than a coincidence. Another thing about that apartment building: it would seem abandoned as the gang mentioned except for when those two kids are in the hallway. That said, there was a massive gun fight in one apartment, wouldn't there be other tenant maybe poking their head out of their doors to see what's up? It's as if this apartment complex is abandoned except for two children who are the sole occupants. Edit: Oh, and there's an old lady in one apartment. One lady and two kids, the entire complex population.

Can someone please make a Memezoukas of "Oh no, I'm June."

I missed that, and by the end of the movie I was really frustrated that I had never even heard the phrase used. It is raining non stop in this movie. In the beginning credits it was raining constantly and there was a few shots of palm trees, I thought the movie was taking place in Miami until about 20 minutes in.

I was having a lame Monday, but now that Tom Leykis is back with Maria Bamford I'M DOING GREAT.

Which was absolutely bonkers because Casablanca didn't play into the actual plot of the movie in any way, just as a dumb "Haha! A man crying!" joke. Am I the only one who kinda thought this movie was just terrible terrible and not good terrible? And don't get me wrong, it definitely is a movie perfect for HDTGM and I can't wait for the episode. But when I was watching it last night in preparation I just kept getting bored and disinterested. There are a few good terrible scenes but for the most part it was difficult to push through this movie.

Just one quick thing that was never discussed in this episode: Gymkata received an R rating. Yet this movie really doesn't seem to do anything to live up to that rating. I guess you could argue some scenes (VOCer cutting off his hand) could push it, but that doesn't seem R-worthy. And, in one scene, Cabot seems like he's about to say "Oh, shit." but censors himself with "Oh, shh..." Why???

I just finished watching the movie and I am still in a spiral over this. Why on Earth did they need to bring back Cabot's dad? He didn't serve the plot at all! So yeah, kill him off. But then that final scene of him just in the background, arrow in back, maybe alive? Why didn't they just close off his story by leaving him dead? Literally the most frustrating nonsense I have ever seen.

From IMDB trivia: This is going to be amazing.

"Your arm is like Diddy to me" Oh Howard, I missed you.

No body wants your fucking tea, Kimmy!

"Every town has a snatch" Oh yeah, this ep is already in this year's top 5 and I'm not 15 minute in.

SEQUEL UPDATE: Syfy announced that Sharknado 2's title shall be... [wait for it] Sharknado 2: The Second One (source)

The Choctaw read my twitter handle aloud, my life is now complete.

Guys this is fucking terrifying.

You could see how badly he wanted that to work again.

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