EPISODE 111.5 — Minisode 111.5

[EPISODE 111.5 — Minisode 111.5]

Jeez, why did I watch that movie???? It was so boring and pointless!

[Episode 72 — Toys]

Jeez, McWeeny is breathing like Darth Vader in the background the whole time!

[Episode 67 — Sharknado]

If I was on Twitter, I would suggest "Sharknado Beyond Thunder Levin".

 

Needs a colon

[Episode 67 — Sharknado]

 

Little Women meets Sharknado.

 

How awesome would this be? "Run, sisters, run! Christopher Columbus, this is such a mess! OH, PILGRIM'S PROGRESS, MY ASS, JUST RUNNNNNNNN!!!!"

[Episode 66 — Demolition Man: LIVE!]

Great episode! I love the live shows!

 

But seriously, was Paul even in the same room? It was like he was yelling from the hall outside!

[Episode 65 — Howard the Duck: LIVE!]

This was a great episode & Kristen Schaal was fabulous! I'm sure it was great live, but by just listening, I can imagine it's really Louise in her bunny hat!

[Episode 64 — After Earth]

My favorite part is "It was built to be a book, a game, uh..."

 

"...a cult"

[Episode 64 — After Earth]

And what's up with all these pussies around the world in Syria and Turkey and North Korea afraid for themselves and their families because of famine, disease, war and genocide? Didn't they get the memo from the great M Night? Stop being so afraid!

 

I think you're giving too much credit to M. Night and not enough to Will Smith.

[Episode 63.5 — Minisode 63.5]

I'm only not doing The Happening because you all complain about us not doing it so much. So can we please stop this boring ass conspiracy conversation.

 

I can't believe you guys got us in trouble with Dad!

[Episode 63.5 — Minisode 63.5]

They could just do The Happening under assumed names. No one can trace it to them, no friends insulted, problem solved.

 

"This week is hosted by Paul Schmear, Jane David Michaelangelo, and a random minority actor." SNEAKY!