Misleading Ninja

Jeez, why did I watch that movie???? It was so boring and pointless!

Jeez, McWeeny is breathing like Darth Vader in the background the whole time!

Needs a colon

How awesome would this be? "Run, sisters, run! Christopher Columbus, this is such a mess! OH, PILGRIM'S PROGRESS, MY ASS, JUST RUNNNNNNNN!!!!"

Great episode! I love the live shows! But seriously, was Paul even in the same room? It was like he was yelling from the hall outside!

This was a great episode & Kristen Schaal was fabulous! I'm sure it was great live, but by just listening, I can imagine it's really Louise in her bunny hat!

My favorite part is "It was built to be a book, a game, uh..." "...a cult"

I think you're giving too much credit to M. Night and not enough to Will Smith.

I can't believe you guys got us in trouble with Dad!

They could just do The Happening under assumed names. No one can trace it to them, no friends insulted, problem solved. "This week is hosted by Paul Schmear, Jane David Michaelangelo, and a random minority actor." SNEAKY!