honk if you eat fussy

[honk if you eat fussy]

honk if you eat fussy

[Feelings]

I'm not sure what's worse, the Weeknd not being able to feel his face or me not being able to face my feelings.

 

Or...

 

Everything happens for a reason. And that reason is that you are a HUGE STONER.

 

or...

 

Gangnam Style has finally lost so many viewers that it is now just just considered a bacterial video.

[Face Feelings]

I'm not sure what's worse, the Weeknd not being able to feel his face, or me not being able to face my feelings.

[Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal trainer?]

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal trainer?

[You catch more flies with dogshit than with honey.]

You catch more flies with dogshit than with honey.

[Me Chinese, me play joke, I killed your family with a shovel.]

Me Chinese, me play joke, I killed your family with a shovel.

[Salmonella]

I've got mood poisoning from listening to Salmonella Fitzgerald.

[I wouldn't fuck white chocolate with candy corn's dick.]

See above

[I've got mood poisoning from listening to Salmonella Fitzgerald.]

I've got mood poisoning from listening to Salmonella Fitzgerald.

[God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, but dogs make dog dirt and dog dirt will stink up your yurt.]

God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, but dogs make dog dirt and dog dirt will stink up your yurt.

[Tupac Chopra]

The new Tupac Chopra album is really helping me to feel better about being in a gang.

[I hum a lot, mainly for tax purposes.]

I hum a lot, mainly for tax purposes.