benstocksays

honk if you eat fussy

I'm not sure what's worse, the Weeknd not being able to feel his face or me not being able to face my feelings. Or... Everything happens for a reason. And that reason is that you are a HUGE STONER. or... Gangnam Style has finally lost so many viewers that it is now just just considered a bacterial video.

I'm not sure what's worse, the Weeknd not being able to feel his face, or me not being able to face my feelings.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal trainer?

You catch more flies with dogshit than with honey.

Me Chinese, me play joke, I killed your family with a shovel.

I've got mood poisoning from listening to Salmonella Fitzgerald.

See above

I've got mood poisoning from listening to Salmonella Fitzgerald.

God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, but dogs make dog dirt and dog dirt will stink up your yurt.

The new Tupac Chopra album is really helping me to feel better about being in a gang.

I hum a lot, mainly for tax purposes.