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  1. I never finished it either, so no it has never payed off. I know its supposed to be "noir" style acting, but it really is just awful acting. The Androgynous Gackt had me confused the whole movie. I can't understand how some one who looks like that can be kicking peoples ass... It really is a terrrriible movie. I mentioned I liked Sin City on Reddit and some one recommended Bunraku to me. Whoever it was, I want to find him and destroy him. ITS SO BAD. I CANT SAY IT ENOUGH. PLEASE. MASSACRE THIS MOVIE. Apparently this movie was finished years before it was released. They spent THREE YEARS finding some one to distribute it.
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    Whats a paw tog?

    Whats a paw tog?
  3. I don't know dog, it was a little pitchy. JK! OhOhOh wow! Why don't ya come on over Valerie(music joke)? Great tunework. Enable downloads please. I might have to remix these later.
  4. can u draw me like one of your French girls?
  5. Oh boy, this is awkward... I'm a Terrance Howard Fanclub Scoop Trooper. Safe to say we gots beef.
  6. Oh, I don't have tattoos. I used to hang out in this trailer park at my "friends" place, he was a 40-something Puerto Rican man named Pepe, he would sell me weed and let me smoke it in his trailer. He did tattoos for other kids in the TP, mostly underage kids, and I would watch while smoking blunts (a lot of times Pep would lace them with cocaine and then tell me, "Oh, cabron, esta sucia," after we had already smoked it.) So I would watch him make shitty tattoos day after day and he would always ask me when I was going to get one. He would say, "you're irish right? how bout we put a leprechaun, or a mug of beer with the flag." Suuuure, sounds like some really great artwork, but I could never bring myself to get one. Haven't seen Pep in over 5 years, hope he's okay.
  7. Are we still doing this? 1. Cyclops from x-men movies or Deion Sanders. Maybe Vanilla Ice actually. I met a lot of football players (I swear im not one of those football star fuckers) from working at the NFL Pro Bowl practices. 2. I want to meet Madonna because I've got some good reinvention plans. 3. Apple Sauce, prolly been said but I cant criss cross it out
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    Episode BO2013.1 — Best of 2013 Pt 1

    If I didn't get to hear Ducky Powell at the end I would've flipped. What a nnnassty tasty thrashable podcast.
  9. The Bourne Identity Thief is always a fun script to read after a long day of skiing(cocaine). I don't even have to go into a plot synopsis because we all know this one.
  10. Thanks Jake. We've got a real skull and bones vibe going on here and I heard you're a total anatomy nerd. Your humerus attitude is a perfect fit for this podcast, so please come back soon. Cause me nots tellin any fibulas when me says, me thinks ya just won best episode of the year buddy. Me thinks ya got the gold.
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    Episode 261 — Nubile Agape

    Shelby Fero... I'll chalk up everything that made me cringe to her being a youngster. It seems like she's playing dumb some times but then again she never saw Jaws until Analyze Fish. Funny ep. Love that Awky Auky Fam dynamic.
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    Episode 260 — Tiny Cheeseburger Story

    Wow, instant favorite! So much more energy compared to last Birbigs ep. Super!
  13. Good thing I bought the pro version and have all those sweet pics of Hayes squatting.
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    Episode 77 — Hudson Hawk

    Anyone else notice that Emily Gordon's Mom's 2 favorite movies are Hudson Hawk and Saving Silverman, both involving a main love interest who is a nun? She will fucking love Nundercover.
  15. I really don't mean to be insensitive, he seemed like a great guy, but I just realized something. Paul WALKER was in a movie called RUNNING Scared. This is getting spooky.
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    Episode 259 — Charlotte's Website

    I have the biggest mancrush on Lauren Lapkus. I'm not gay... but you know what, I'm gay.
  17. I'm sorry if I hurt any feelings. I want to say that your responses brought smiles to my faces, and that I we am are thankful for.
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    Fair Game - should have just waited.

    I was very surprised that the dick shot was not mentioned. It was so bizarre.
  19. Is it just me or are all of you the same person with several accounts?
  20. But what is C) ??? Not ready to release that info?
  21. Also, how many basketball icons are they gonna have on the show before they start answering my NBA related questions? I know this isn't Karlbro Country, but a sports scoop would be appreciated.
  22. They only got Donald Glover on to expand beyond their WASP market. It's all business with those two work of holics, surely you understand.
  23. Sayes and Hean are fake. Fake as fuck.
  24. Dear Damien son of Lucifer, what's it like juggling being the #1 NBA prospect and just being a regular 18 year old college kid at Duke?
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