rod aug

Iliza, who is your ghost writer? How long has he/she been dead?

Valerie, What was your favorite birthday pres?

This is a good idea, maybe a special thread dedicated to NSFW/spooky posts? I would hate to have my boss walk by and see a skellinton and probably give him a heart attack at least.

I hate this notion that CBB should be a set thing where Scott bullshits with a guest until some character comes on. Why can't CBB be an interview show when an interesting new guest is there?

That spookington gave me the VeeBee jeebies happy birthday val!

I have one more idea that is unique and interesting if I can piggy back off you greggy 2 officers train the drug sniffing police dog (voice of tommy chong) who just wants to hang out and blaze up, which leads to some crazy encounters with drug lords!

Bozo you are CRAZY! How do you think of this stuff, you must smoke some major doobage.

hmmmm yessssDo you mind speaking on that?

Last night I came up with some dope stand up jokes while in a nyquil induced haze, sadly they are not as funny tonight but I'll post the gist of them anyways. They both have to do with drug sniffing dogs, which I thought was an interesting and funny topic that comedians hadn't touched on before, unfortunately I was in a drug induced haze and that influenced my opinion on what is funny. I want to buy a drug sniffing dog so when I take it for walks I know which neighbors I should be friends with. and I wonder if police officers get drug sniffing dogs high, so they get excited when they smell cars and/or houses with their police officer friends.

Brett we're really good at keeping secrets, remember that time Chanson told us about his 4th nipple? We still haven't told anyone about that!

In your ideal movie, who plays Stay Puft the Marshmallow Moon, Sailor Wraith: The Ghost? Ru Paul?

and that's going to cost you at least $200 to replace the screen.

From my ass to my mouth to your ears, this is Comedy Bang Bang.

dat ending

Excellent, will you be carrying a bag of cheeseburgers all night? I'm going as Charlie as Serpico this year.

Now that you are movies, can you spare a few hours to be interviewed by a certain popcorn gallery?

how did this get liked?

Clark, who is your ghost writer?

How about that new FlyLo album? People are hating on it because it's too jazzy, I love that shit!

Maybe it's just me, but for me, I think Illmatic is the best hip hop album of all time.

I was driving by this tiny motel bar in Sarasota a couple months ago and saw a sign for a Bubba Sparxxx show, man I wish I could get back in that mud.

It's not true, Tim just told me.

i got there extra early to make sure no one took the seat that i was assigned

Bozos of basketball? More like Bozo who gives some fucking bomb ass gifts. Thanks a bunch man!

Birdday boys Is when you discovered that you each had the same birthday when you realized that you were destined for stardom and/or IFC show?