EPISODE 112 — Agata, Gabe, July, Our Close Employees

[EPISODE 112 — Agata, Gabe, July, Our Close Employees]

Hey guys,

 

Don't have anything interesting to post about HH or anything. But I need some catharsis.

 

I'm sure you don't give two hoots but I can honestly say my call with Tom has left me crippled. I have been obsessing over what I did wrong. "Why do I sound like a 16 year old girl?" I ask myself. "Why do I sound like someone who just had his wisdom teeth removed??"

 

I made the mistake of googling various combinations of my 'name', 'Scharpling' and 'Rush' and found that Andy Kindler thinks I "owe the universe an apology". Some other guy said I seemed like a Wurster character. And another dude picked up on my totally cringe-worthy "I feel like I know you". I haven't slept well in a few days. When I try to sleep, all I can do is fantasize about how I'm going to apologize.

 

(I wrote out a huge thing explaining my thoughts and my worries but it's ridiculous to post it here).

 

The lesson I learned and want to pass on: NEVER phone in to ANY call in show if you are socially anxious.

If it makes you feel any better at all, I once had aspirations of becoming a singer. Then I heard myself alongside Jerry Minor and Horatio Sanz on Hooray Show. I have the worst voice ever. It worked for comedic purposes, I guess, but still.

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I was also going to call you a racist.

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I just remembered my HS graduation speech where I lead with "ome say that we're about to start a great Journey, but I'm more of a Foreigner fan"

 

And I can still feel the pain of the silence that followed

That's okay, Blink. Someday love will find you...

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Get well soon, silvrwoman. Hope that gonorrhea clears up.

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Fantastic ep.

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Damn, mikebonetti already stole my Dickipedia joke.

 

Uh, uh...Wikipenisia?

[EPISODE 112 — Agata, Gabe, July, Our Close Employees]

 

 

 

Baby got back!

 

 

 

'Cause it's a picture of a back, in case that wasn't clear.

[EPISODE 112 — Agata, Gabe, July, Our Close Employees]

Get in here!

 

*hugs the entire HH Board*

 

You've got some really nice-looking threads here.

[EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend]

Also, if you're a kindergarten cop, you have to tell us who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

 

 

Alright, that was terrible, I'll see you guys next thread, bye.

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I'm loving Lippert's background laughter.

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TOP POSTS:

 

5. Chanson's 1st "1st!" post

4. ranran's like/post ratio thing

3. ADC - most recent post

2. Silvrwoman - all posts

1. Hayes's call in post.

 

lmk if I can do anything else 4 u.

I am heartbroken right now.

 

 

Also, I didn't call into the show because I have terrible anxiety about talking to actual funny people, because I know myself to be painfully unfunny (you've read my posts, you know). I would have happily left a voicemail, which H and S could've deleted without subjecting the fanbase to. Also, because I had work today and don't understand how timezones work.

 

'kay, see yinz later.

[EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend]

I was in the grocery store the other day but I didn't see anyone or anything smdh, had my face in a damn screen the whole time watching Men in Black II because I'm a willennial

I will always get a kick out of "Willenium" jokes. Thank you.

[EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend]

Hey guys,

 

Finally decided to post here. I came from the slack channel where I am not very well liked, so I probably won't be very well liked here. Actually this was a terrible idea. I am leaving. Nice meeting all of you, bye.

Man, I'm gonna miss that guy.

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eat some birds, nerds

I mis-remembered this post today. Ate a whole bunch of Nerds. My family called and asked where I was. Oh boy.

[EPISODE 215 — Robbie Fulks in Rocky Road Pie Town]

I'm a big fan of all of these improvisers, and I can not wait to listen to this episode!

 

As for musical guests, even if they're style of music is not to my liking, their lyrics ultimately lead to discussion and hilarious improv scenes, so I'm fine with it.

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Yo, bakerman. Do you know the muffinman?

Also, Bakerman, could you beat Mega Man in a fight?

[EPISODE 111 — Mike O'Brien, Our Close Friend]

Guys, I genuinely like Michael Che and Colin Jost. They're quite possibly my favorite Weekend Update anchors.

 

I know, this stuff was mentioned all the way back on page 2, but I was busy today and couldn't get here. But once I saw what that one guy said, I simply HAD to chime in.

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Does anyone still watch SNL

I do.

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Just want to say that I am LOVING Mike O'Brien's continued presence around the Earwolf studios. I enjoyed his SNL stuff and now I'm so so glad to see him pop up on some fave podcasts.

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Nice of Jack Nicholson to walk into the studio for a few minutes and portray himself.

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Not in those heels.

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For me, this post is the winner of this thread. Better luck next week ya jerks

Co-signed.

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Just letting you know I'm only liking this post because of the Papa Roach thing. I haven't listened to your podcast yet.

 

 

 

 

Yet.

Quick follow-up: Fun show. I dug the hobo/John C. Reilly Jr/Leo DiCaprio character.

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Papa Roach is too icky a band for me to listen too. I don't want to hear about that bug father and his gross bug children and bug wife

Hey man, bugs are people, too!

[EPISODE 110 — Handbook East with Tom Scharpling]

Hello little lovelies! A new episode of my podcast, Brother Lovers, is out! The old gang is back together again: Valerie Bryant, Rod Aug, and A Bear. We're not better than ever, but we're still probably just as good. Since Big Brother is over (and the boys hated it) we have switched things up and now the podcast is about any and all things brother-related. Our debut episode with the new format is about Blood Brothers. We talk about the band, the musical, the concept, and the Papa Roach song. Guys, it's silly and I hope you like it.

 

Please listen.

 

https://soundcloud.c...-blood-brothers

Just letting you know I'm only liking this post because of the Papa Roach thing. I haven't listened to your podcast yet.

 

 

 

 

Yet.