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Heres some tunes for your roadtrip Mike.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq-S8CIU7VA

 

edit: Its the censored version cause I know you dont like the word guns.

When I listen to this song, in my head I always switch out "California" for "Pennsylvania." Same number of syllables, guys!

 

Also because I live in Pennsylvania. I've mentioned that before, right?

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The rating doesn't go above 5 forks, so assuming each fork has 4 tynes, that's 20 total tynes.

 

I'm a stickler for the rules.

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I give this page of this thread 5 forks.

 

#spoonnation

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I dated a coworker once. For a couple years. He emotionally manipulated and verbally abused me every day. He isolated me from any support network. He reduced me to a shell of the person I was. I left him a year ago and I'm still putting the pieces of my psyche back together. The sex was good though. And he's actually the one who got me into podcasts. So I'd say it was a good decision in the end and you should go for it!

I now feel like an even bigger piece of shit than I did about 11 pages ago. Would it be alright if I apologize again for that garbage bit?

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Oh yeah.

 

Laid is where you get high and re-watch every Paul Thomas Anderson movie, right?

Nah, laid is when you go to Steak n Shake by yourself, then go home and wait for SNL...also by yourself.

 

Was this one too personal? Eh, whatever.

 

*post*

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Also love me some Mike Mitchell and Mike Hanford, but they're not really I4H regulars

Hell yeah! #spoonnation #drums!

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Scuzzman, could you beat Mega Man in a fight?

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I am off work today and truly wish I could post more but I am very busy studying. My medical terminology book thinks it is slick.

 

Yeesh, who wrote this book, Triple H and Shawn Michaels?

 

 

 

 

This is another joke that only really goes well on a wrestling forum.

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I find your lack of Woods disturbing.

Oh, no!

 

I love Zach Woods! That one time Zach's character got aroused by Eric the Intern's flat reading of things was insanely funny!

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Guys, Paul read my thing on HDTGM mini ep. It's kinda cool. Not PCG or Pro-Version cool, but pretty cool still.

Congrats, man.

 

I saved the mini-sode where Paul read one of my posts. He mispronounced my name, but it was still great.

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³ DC is not actually that cool.

DC gave us Bad Brains. That's pretty cool.

 

I could've gone with a "Marvel is better" joke, but eh, I'll stick to the punk band reference.

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They're not as good as mine though

Your list is quite awesome.

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Which episode was that? (the Meadows one)

http://www.earwolf.com/episode/live-from-sxsw-3/

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Tim Meadows is in one of my favourite scenes ever done on the show, the one where he opens the door in his shower curtain. Charlie Sanders also good, and Colton played Brett on Parks And Rec. Good choices then I guess

I'm glad you approve.

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Amazing ep.

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Gabrus, Gemberling and Paul Rust are on the podium in terms of guests for me. I don't mind a bit of Betsy Sodaro either. What's your improv 4 humans dream team?

Add Tim Meadows and the one-two combo of Charlie Sanders and Colton Dunn to your list. Those are my faves.

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Anybody know where I can get a crate with loot in it?

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.

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drake that type of (fellow) to sit in his seat pretending to read the credits so he doesnt have to jockey for position on who leaves the theater first

drake the type of (fellow) to sit in his seat pretending to read the credits, but he's really just waiting to see Samuel L. Jackson invite the main character into the Avengers

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Ooh, how 'bout this one?

 

"What's the difference between an unfunny ventriloquist and a Sith Lord at an advertising firm?

 

One's Jeff Dunham and the other's Darth Jon Hamm!"

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Jon Hamm.

Def Comedy Jam.

 

There's something you can do with that, right?

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But TBS is supposed to be "very funny."

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ilu joe

You're a good dude.

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And Joe, this bit sucks.

You're right, I'm sorry.

 

EDIT: Sorry to Ashley, as well. You really are cool and I didn't mean to hurt feelings with that dumb joke.

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this post piqued my interest, so I clicked the link to listen to this previously ignored post. I'm at work, so I plugged my headphones into my laptop, but for some reason the sound still came out of the speakers, so this is probably my last day at this job. Thanks a lot.

 

Thanks for listening!

 

Liek if yuo cryed when Sean and Hayes stopped fighting and made up

 

I didn't. But I did cry watching Word Girl with my 2 year old niece, and Word Girl made up with her best friend. Does that count?