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Joe Lerini

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    Joe, I think you forgot that you're only allowed to flirt with me. ashley's cool, so I don't mind if we throw her in the mix, but thejjar's ego is big enough as it is, and I don't even think he'd be down for any weird stuff. No big deal though, people forget things all the time, and they're usually forgiven

    My bad. You know I'm just clownin' with ashley and thejjar. When I flirt wit'chu, it's for really real, bae.

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    Hollywood Handbook Forums presents:

    Untitled Poem by 17 Year Old Ashley in Character as Rorschach From Alan Moore's Original Graphic Novel Miniseries Watchmen Written Colloquially and With Lots of Rhymes Because She Thought That if She Got Good at Rapping She Could Maybe Turn it Into a Cool Rap Song Someday

     

     

     

    Ashley, please marry me.

     

    A Bones-ing to Remember

    Written, directed and produced by Ashley Absinthe

     

     

     

    Wait, sorry, I take that back. thejjar, please marry me.

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  5. Posted

    *ahem*

     

    Hey Pittsburgh peoples, this Thursday I'm gonna be at the Hollywood Theater in Dormont to see Halloween III up on the silver screen. If you're gonna be there, too, stop and say hi! I'll be wearing a cool Jason Voorhees t-shirt.

     

    You guys remember the masks from Halloween III, right? There was a witch, and a skull, and a jackoff lantern!

     

    (Now you go, say the thing.)

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  6. Posted

    Hey guys and girls, while I was at my not funny job, I had this great, funny idea for like a joke or a bit or whatever.

     

    You say "Jackoff Lantern" instead of "Jack O' Lantern."

     

    Like, say a dude's having a conversation about Halloween with somebody, and the dude meant to say "Jack O' Lantern" but he flubs the word. That's pretty funny right? The dude's friend is like "Did you just say...?" But then, like, the dude's improv skills kick in, and he's can say that the O always stood for "off". They've always been Jackoff Lanterns. That's why we carve those sexy faces into them. So it gives us inspiration for when we...y'know...

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  18. Posted

    Joe, I don't want you to feel left out, it's just that I already assumed you'd be DTF (down to friendship me), but if I misunderstood and need to work harder to gain your acceptance, I hope you're DTF (down to forgive)

    I can assure you I am DTF (down to fromage). Gotta hit up the grocery store tomorrow.

     

     

     

    Oof, I'm not even fond of that one. We're cool, though, Silvr.

     

    *post*

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  21. Posted

    OK wheez, I'm gonna stop it with the sexy stuff. I can't really think of anything funny to post right now though because I can't stop trying to figure out how its possible that my mustard just freakin disappeard. It doesn't make any sense

     

    I know this is a weird thing to think, and I'm being super paranoid, but there's no logical explanation for it. I used the mustard last night for my usual before bed skin mask, the day before to write a reminder on my mirror ("buy more relish"), and just this Wednesday I remember it being under the covers with me. It is very important that I find her.

     

    I had ppl over last week, but I distinctly remember using my mustard when I shaved my legs after that party. Nothing else is missing though. Why would someone break into my house just to steal my mustard? It would have to be someone with an extremely weird mustard fetish. That would be crazy, right?

    I like how you promise to stop posting sexy stuff, and then proceed with the hottest mustard-based erotica I've read today.

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  23. Posted

    Hi guys. I do love you all very much, including the newest of the newbies. I had a very very exciting birthday where I got to spend time with a bunch of forum friends. I have to tell you guys...all friendship is wonderful, but friendship built on the foundation of the common interest of a podcast and it's forum is truly the most wonderful of all.

     

    Some podcast hosts donated their time as well. Y'all are fans of the right podcast. These boys are hilarious angels.

     

    I'm telling you this because I like to share, but also so you know the love you feel on this forum is real. And I'm so happy you're all a part of it!

    I spent my birthday alone in my bed, eating food I bought for myself. THANKS FOR ASKING.

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  24. Posted

    I'm not listening to any podcasts today, even though it is my day off. Instead, I am watching horror films. The Sacrament is a pretty good one. Sorry I'm not listening to your podcasts, but there are too many of them.

     

    I'm ALL ABOUT the horror movies this month. Last night I watched Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter and House (the 1977 Japanese flick, not the 1986 American flick).

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