EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

I think you misunderstood. What I meant is that you guys are like a brother to me in a sexy way.

 

I am deeply disturbed by this. Please feel free to continue.

 

 

Also, how do you get your post to literally* jump off the page? It really emphasized your point:

*I know I used "literally" incorrectly

A lot of extra O's, I guess...?

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

I just want you to know that all of you are like a brother to me

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

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[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

This durty burd never left. Just silently lurkin and jerkin.

 

Edit: get at me drunk ladies.

Hey look, everyone! Betsy Sodaro posts here!

[EPISODE 210 — Entering From the Rear]

Holy shit, this episode is incredible. I laughed so hard, I'm sore now.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Now you must create copies of this letter and send it to 5 friends. If you don't, an old crone will find you and curse your family. If you send out 5 or more copies, a magical puppy will deliver great riches to your home. So, please I beg of you, spread this chain letter for the good of your family.

This crone, she, uh...she seein' anybody?

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

I'd post my profile but now I'm self-conscious about posting sad things

I looked at my Facebook page while logged out, and just felt the urge to punch myself in the face.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

*listening to Doughboys podcast alone, hoping the conversation turns away from dating soon*

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

"Don't act like you don't remember the taste of chocolate starfish on your tongue just because you're a father now.

 

What luxury."

That's not bowdlerized enough. Sicko.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

 

The world is a vampire if you think about it in a Corgan way.

Woof woof woof woof woof if you think about it in a corgi way.

 

 

 

 

Sorry, I can't seem to shake these dog posts.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

All this time I thought Just Add Pepper was the son of Sheriff J.W. Pepper, the redneck from Roger Moore's first two James Bond films.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Trying to upload my ASMR vid now but sneak preview: I'm (slowly) unboxing the new Guitar Hero while chewing on gum and whispering the entire track list.

*tingles*

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Who Farted

Totally Lame.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

LaCroix Sparkling Water (Pamplemousse) review

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2dr92mc980&feature=youtu.be

It looks like there's a little "C" on the upper lefthand side of the video. Is this part of the Criterion Collection?

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Erin Barkovich - directed by Steven Soderbark

Jon Fav-Rover

Alfred Bitchcock

Dario Arf-gento

Lucio Ful-chihuahua

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Also you're confusing my awws with my "rawww"s which are where I pretend to be a dog and I'm angry cause my credit wasn't good enough to be invited to the hotel and I had to go to the hostel for dogs which is a whole new mess

I understand Hostel for Dogs is Eli Ruff's most violent picture.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

Hey guys, my best friend has an album coming out on Friday. You can listen to it here. Okay see ya

 

http://www.spin.com/...ign=spintwitter

I am not easily manipulated by dudes, so piss off!

She good.

It's an album by a woman?!

 

*clicks link*

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

 

Also listen because if it turns out I spent hours editing this thing only for Silvr not to get the attention and recognition she deserves, then I might do something crazy.

 

I am also manipulating you into listening.

I'm already listening, what the hell are you doing?

 

*opens the link again on another tab, listening to both simultaneously*

 

This is annoying as shit. 0 out of 10.

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

This was so much fun! Thank you Ashley! Everyone, it's only 20 min, so only a very minimal time commitment to determine if your name's been mentioned

Edit: just to clarify, I'm manipulating you into listening

I'm easily manipulated by women, silvr or otherwise.

 

*clicks link*

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

I still laugh at the Earwolfman Jack Howl ad.

[EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend]

Sorry, I was being pumpkin-headed, and squashed your feelings just to make a joke. I hope you'll eventually orange me.

 

Gourd job!

[EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend]

hey guys I'm changing my display name because my old one was stupid and I hate it but don't worry it's still me your favorite forum poster.

LIAR! Who are you and what have you done with our beloved MC Khaleezy?!

[EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend]

I'm predicting that Brandon Content is going to be a "character guest" on the Steph allynne episode. Any predictions on who will portray him. I'm hoping it's Hanford.

Greggy's son.

[EPISODE 382 — Doing It The Savage Way]

Yes! I have always been a fan of Fred Savage. And I love Giger!

[Zouks was right!]

http://www.mirror.co...hildren-6645212

 

In England, there are clowns in vans chasing kids.

[EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend]

Hey guys, quick confession time. I was projecting my own feelings onto the rats earlier. They don't hate you. Baldspot actually thinks Greggy is cute. Ol' One Eye has a crush on Chanson. And Chewed-Off Ears wants to bang everybody.

 

I'm sorry for lying to you all. I feel like a real Steve Ratazzisi.