EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend

[EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend]

Hey, happy birthday, Valerie Bryant! I'm sure you're the ONLY person who had a birthday this week! Yep, nobody else. Just you. CONGRATULATIONS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me and the rats hate all of you.

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Stephanie,

Do you have a favorite horror movie? Why or why not?

 

 

Brandon,

Can I get a t-shirt with you on it?

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Be sure to check out my podcast Rat's Happening!! Me and my favorite rats sit around a shitty old tape recorder and talk about the show What's Happening!! Also, I try to prevent the rats from biting each other and/or me.

 

Rat's Happening!!: the only podcast available exclusively on a dirty cassette.

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Does this misogynist, sewer-dwelling rat-shipper character do it for any of you guys and girls?

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Is it weird that the photos that pop up on my FB feed in relation to Sean's wedding are making me cry?

 

They just looks so happy!

 

I must not be the bitter bitch I thought I was.

This broad, am I right?

 

*does dismissive handwank motion*

 

Oh hey, last year's rat prom king and queen just got engaged. I have *sniff* no feeling *rubs eyes* one way or the other *reaches for tissues* about this.

[EPISODE 209 — Frank Turner and the Popular Poets]

RIP Kevin Costner, who died of crack in the bathtub.

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I don't think I've ever had a Whopper in my life

 

I came late in life to the

Aw man, a Primus deep cut! We can totally be friends...y'know, if you want.

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why did this rat high school have rat traps? what did they think they were going to catch? just really irresponsible. i hope that rat military school had better safety standards.

Just rat punks and their rat pranks. When will they learn, the lousy hoodlums?!

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i cant even get a date for rat prom :c

Shouldn't have gotten yourself expelled from Rat High School.

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Lousy hot people and your holiday sex parties...

 

*continues grumbling as he goes back into the sewer where he dresses up rats and stages a rat prom*

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"Maybe that clothing store is unsafe" Tom hazarded a guess.

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"Thanks for the tacos, but I can't pay for them right now" Tom bellowed.

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I dug Mike during his featured player stint on SNL. And I like those short films he does.

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"That lousy bitch is gonna regret breaking up with me now that I'm master of all weather!" Tom exhaled.

"Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe is a terrible movie!" Joe Lerini ventured.

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"It was pretty cool how I became Dracula for a second" Tom recounted.

 

Editing a double post is fun.

[EPISODE 105 — John Gemberling, Our LIVE Friend]

"That lousy bitch is gonna regret breaking up with me now that I'm master of all weather!" Tom exhaled.

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guys, did you see that contest on the earwolf homepage about winning a trip to the studio and sitting in a podcast recording? Let's start a fun discussion - if you won, which podcast would you sit it on?

The Fogelnest Files.

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Saw the video of this one and loved it! Added bonus:

 

all right i listened to the episode and when it came time, i just couldnt pull the trigger. see, theres one more guy who i have to hear on hollywood handbook. i am working now on building a guillotine out in my shed so if this guy is ever on, i can listen in the stocks, ready to hit the lever that releases the blade as soon as that earwolf/wolfcool sting finishes. please mr hays and mr sean, make my life (literally) complete and have john gemberling on your show some day, even if it is many years from now

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

I'm just making fun of myself re: being old

Ah, and here I thought the "Silvr" in Silvrwoman was an allusion to being valuable.

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

Jeffrey, I know what I did was wrong now.

I'm always happy when my friends settle their differences.

 

Wait, I just checked my profile, JeffreyMurders and I are apparently not friends. So, y'know, f that guy.

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Everyone excited for Columbus Day tomorrow?

I'm as excited as I was the day I read the article about that lady who claimed to have three breasts.

 

References.

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

#classicnorm

 

Always wanted to use that joke. Please like this post.

I did like that post, but only because you asked so nicely.

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I don't have time to stalk you, I'm too busy stalking Joe Lerini.

But I'm stalking MC Khaleezy, so you're stalking her indirectly.

 

YAY! Double posts means I get two chances at jokes!

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

I don't have time to stalk you, I'm too busy stalking Joe Lerini.

You're just fascinated by my complete and utter lack of holes. Not being able to taste cider is the least of my worries.

[Hollywood Baby Namebook]

Waluigi