Episode 160 — Funky Kong

[Episode 160 — Funky Kong]

I always thought of "butthurt" referring to the buttcheeks and not the butthole. Like after you'd been spanked, you'd feel butthurt.

 

*shrug*

[Episode 160 — Funky Kong]

I think Five guys taking on One guy at once is called a gangbang.

 

 

but yea it would be a handicap match.

And one guy taking on Five Guys is dinner time.

[Episode 97 — Rhinestone: LIVE!]

You had me with the Ninja Turtles, but you lost me with Sex in the City.

[Episode 160 — Funky Kong]

Matt's description of one guy battling five guys could be either a "handicap match" or, if you're a fan of the early 2000s WWE games, a "Slobber Knocker." Hercules Challenge sounds better than either of those, though.

[Episode 321 — Big Fat Voice]

Alex Borstein, Ana Gasteyer.... it would be awesome if this was a trend, and we got a Nicole Sullivan next week, then Molly Shannon. Debra Wilson, Cheri Oteri.... all the great 90s sketch comedy women.

Kelly Coffield! In Living Color deserves love, too.

[Episode 321 — Big Fat Voice]

Gino scores points from me for name-checking Marty Jannetty.

[Jingle All The Way 2?]

Figures WWE puts their fake Italian guy in the movie, then the trailer doesn't have a line of dialogue from him. So you're (meaning I'm) left wondering if he's gonna use his fake Italian accent, or his real voice.

[Episode 97 — Rhinestone: LIVE!]

This episode was like two mice fucking on cotton...highly arousing. Matt was hilarious, definitely have him back.

[Episode 96.5 — Minisode 96.5]

 

Yeah, I saw the promos when I would take in my daily NCIS/Law and Order rerun marathons (don't judge me). It's that whole USA branding they do now -- characters, and closeted gay men, welcome!

I already mentioned WWE in my post. I have no room to judge.

[Episode 320 — Charging Kids]

 

I can't not picture Victor looking exactly like this. I try sometimes, but it doesn't work.

On a similar tip, I keep expecting Tiny to tell me about the history of the blues.

[Episode 96.5 — Minisode 96.5]

I see the promos for that Crissely Knows Best show and the father seems like a very, very closeted man. And he's throwing sass around all over the place. Like one of the promos, the son says something about getting with his girlfriend, and his father (Crissley) snaps his fingers like Antwan from "Men on Films" and says, "Whatever you doing, I've already done it, baby!"

"I've already been there, done that, got the t-shirt, you're just showin' reruns."

 

This line was burned into my head during countless commercial breaks during WWE Raw. I can't imagine the crossover audience is that big, but both shows are on USA, so...*shrug*

[Episode 96.5 — Minisode 96.5]

 

What about Sharon?

Don't forget Oliver!

 

Unless you want to. Your call, really.

[Episode 320 — Charging Kids]

"That's a good song!"

 

That's a good song!

[Episode 320 — Charging Kids]

I always smile when Scott follows "We've never met before" with "Is this your card?"

[Episode 319 — Return to Suicide House Part Gore]

if you guys want to hear the same show every year you know you can go back and re-listen, right?

 

I miss dykula and hearing about that doctor's creepies.

Dr. Traygo!

[Episode 158 — Austin Lucas and the Fact Off]

"Oh no. Dad's dead."

 

"Let's buttfuck him to life."

[Episode 319 — Return to Suicide House Part Gore]

Way to "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" last year's Halloween special! I dig Suicide House, but I don't mind Fang Fang branching out.

 

I also miss Igor deciding to fuck his own dad during The Monster Fuck (Part 3: Spooky Orgy).

 

Carpazzi's rap was glorious, though. And despite sounding like an a-hole for the rest of this post, I greatly enjoyed this episode.

[Episode 158 — Austin Lucas and the Fact Off]

That last scene was incredible. I could not stop laughing throughout it. Great improvisers playing terrible improvisers just really hit me hard.

[Episode 96 — Monkey Shines]

Paul: "I don't know if this is real science, but there was an episode of Happy Days..."

 

I had a serious giggle-fit at that line.

[Guest suggestions]

Rob Riggle

[Share YOUR best story on improv4humans!]

I had a story in this spot (not mine, somebody else's), it was stupid, so now there's this post.

[Episode 318 — Lumber Hack]

I like how the guys realized Bitsy-Boo has no nipples, went on a tangent about Mannequin 2: On the Move, and completely forgot the lack of nipples.

[Episode 252 — The Creeeeeeepy Halloween Special]

 

I personally like "Igor you're fucking your dad...again". I get extra giggly whenever is mentioned that this is a sequel. every "Part 2" is a laugh from me.

 

I also like Scott's commentary throughout the background of the song.

"Swamp Thing?!"

[Episode 317 — Tash.2]

 

Nice.

*doom doom doom*

Well it's Hollywood Facts and we're going downtown,

going to Inglewood now!

 

Sorry, that was purely Pavlovian.

[Episode 157 — IQ of a Corpse]

Gods-mack sucks. I liked them better the first time I heard them as Alice in Chains.

I could suddenly go for some Raisin Bran.