Episode 262 - Lydia Loveless and the Mortgage Muse

[Episode 262 - Lydia Loveless and the Mortgage Muse]

This episode is top-to-bottom hilarious!

[Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend]

can someone give me a precise timestamp hayes calls into tbs tia

WCW Saturday Night, 6:05 on the muthaship, Daddeh!

[Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend]

Oh, by the way, my Mount Rapmore is The Human Torch four times:

[Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend]

edit: P.S. Hayes' getting everyone up on holding their shirt up at the urinal made me lose my shit.

 

I was confused by this, as PS Hayes was the leader of the Fabulous Freebirds, a professional wrestling tag team.

[Episode 156 - Jensen Karp, Our Close Friend]

 

they MIGHT be serving them at the brett-fest . Location and time TBD.

 

Also, fair warning, they MIGHT be giants.

[Episode 155 - Keith and Jesse, Our Food Explorers]

I'd like to draft those Easter Island Moai statues to my team.

 

EDIT: Also, I have no haters. Everybody thinks I'm cool.

[Episode 155 - Keith and Jesse, Our Food Explorers]

PFT's guest on Spont this week is apparently a pro wrestler (Zach Gowen). As for me, I'm waiting for the day when Hayes & Sean have Triple H on HH, creating HHHHH.

[Episode 155 - Keith and Jesse, Our Food Explorers]

Hey everybody, I know what you're all thinking. "It's his birthday, should we say something?" It's alright, I'll be the one to bring it up.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GERMAN ACTOR UDO KIER!

 

And, y'know, me, I guess.

[Episode 261 - Sing Along Experiment #2]

I hope somehow the Master of Inches and Centimeters meets up with the Time Keeper. I feel like that would work out well.

[Episode 155 - Keith and Jesse, Our Food Explorers]

 

forget ASMR

NEVER!

[Episode 155 - Keith and Jesse, Our Food Explorers]

Personally, I'm glad to be a Millenial. If only because Generation Y was such a lazy distinction. I wanna be my own thing with my own title, not just "well, you guys came after this thing dismissive handwank motion."

[Episode 155 - Keith and Jesse, Our Food Explorers]

This is a women's restroom in one of the engineering buildings in my school. It doesn't look like any of the other restrooms on campus. It looks as if the designer was inspired by The Shining.

 

 

There's a lactation station in there (the white curtain is for privacy).

 

I want to skank through this bathroom while I play the trombone!

 

 

 

Also, I haven't listened to this yummy HH episode yet, SAVE SOME FOR ME!

[Episode 154 - Brandon Wardell, Our Close Friend]

I paused my Murderdolls CD for this?!

[Episode 154 - Brandon Wardell, Our Close Friend]

*flips a table*

[Episode 154 - Brandon Wardell, Our Close Friend]

Y'all see that episode of Superstore with the crows? Yo, did souprman write that one?

[Episode 448 - Master of Horror]

jk

[Episode 448 - Master of Horror]

This was originally a really dumb joke post. Please refer to the "jk" in the next post.

[Episode 154 - Brandon Wardell, Our Close Friend]

Super stoked for HH and WWE Smackdown Live tonight! Another great day of television!

 

I tape a pic of Hayes and Sean to my TV while I listen to the pod, so it counts.

[Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend]

Cool, that's 1 vote for cloak. Remember folks, you have until Nov 8 to drop in those absentees, anyone who doesn't I expect to see at the polls!

If you're gonna be a superhero with the handle of "Cloak" expect some litigation from Marvel.

[Episode 448 - Master of Horror]

I absolutely love when Gemberling comes on playing specifically NOT a comedian, and then Scott chastises him for making jokes.

[Episode 152 - Mike And Dave, Our Wedding Dates Not Needers]

I'm coming for ya joe

NSFW

[Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend]

My team is dyin' out there. F*** this! The ASMR joke's played out, the gluten joke never worked, and I got all the likes I was gonna get out of that stupid Chris Hardwich "points" joke. Drop all of them and replace them with the Howie Scream:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtXTaoF0wUo

[Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend]

 

Thanks, but I wish more people would recognise me for my work as Derek, from 2009's hit show "Untitled Family Pilot".

And let's not forget you were the best Sorority Boy.

[Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend]

Kind Regards,

Michael Rosbotham

Loved you on Smallville, Mike! You're my favorite Lex.

[Episode 153 - Jen D'Angelo, Our Close Friend]

So, I went into the city and saw The Sword and Opeth tonight. Grabbed a Sword t-shirt. When I got it home I realized the pine trees on the front were actually marijuana plants. This doesn't jibe with my straight-edge image.