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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    Ha! I posted that towards while listening to the beginning of the episode--before it was revelaed they were two actual German film critics.
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    Each week on Corrections & Omissions they should have a new Twitter ID for Jason. "We mistakenly shared the wrong Twitter ID for Jason. You can send him Tweets at @fuckyouguysImnotonTwiter...."
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    Wait, so Jason's not on Twitter? What about Instagram? Is he still in The Dictator?
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    I'm confused. Why would I Tweet Donald Trump all the thoughts I have for Mantzoukas?
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    if there was a softball showdown between bad movie podcasts, I would definitely buy tickets!
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    PS: "Who's your favorite Indiana Jones? Mine is Shia LaBoeuf."
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    Has anyone checked Neil DeGrasse Tyson's feed to see if he Twitter-trolled Sharknado 3?
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    Also, I haven't seen any of the Sharknado movies. Thank goodness for that.
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    Re: the large number of cameos in Sharknado 3 PS: "I think this was an open cast..." SA: "An open casket?" I lost my shit.
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    Has anyone heard the German "How Did This Get Made"-type bad movie podcast? It's stark, austere & decidedly unfunny
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    In this month's issue of the Marvel Universe's "What If...?": "What if Al Qaeda harnessed the power of a Sharknado?"
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    I'm working on a TV pilot project called "Murder Seurat." Basically celebrated French pointilist painter Georges Seurat is murdered each week. By Angela Lansbury. Does anyone think Earwolf might be interested?
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    By the way, does anyone know Jason Mantzoukas' Twitter ID is?
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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    This GIF is from "Mac & Me" righ? Holy cow what a craptacular movie. My kids made me bring it back from the library. I had to suffer through it again. What pisses me off the most is that it ends with "We'll be back" but they never were. Fuck you aliens!
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    EPISODE 362 — RomanTig

    I'm pretty disappointed in Scott & Tig's interviewing skills. I mean, I never found out the name of Vin Diesel's wife! At the same time, my children also look at me with pride in their eyes as they watch me masturbate to porn featuring Vin Diesel.
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    EPISODE 112 — Jupiter Ascending

    The frustration in Mantzoukas' voice in attempting to discuss this movie is so palpable.
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    What guest do you want to see?

    Was this a recent controversy or dating back to The Dictator?
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    What guest do you want to see?

    Tom Hanks Gene & Dean Ween Mr. T Terry Gilliam (w/ PFT as Werner Herzog to explain "the art of film making" to Soccerman) Sasha Baron Coen And has Bill Cosby-Bukowski been on recently. Because recent news perhaps dictates that an appearance is necessary! Also, the next appearance of Pie Minister should be when Ben Schwartz returns to promote House of Pies.
  19. How is "Two Thumbs and Not Much Else" not going to make the top 10? Werner Herzog continually kicking the gun out of the reach of Jack REACHER was killing me! And Herzog's alternatie ending to "Grown Ups 2"-- "I am a homosexual!"--was by far the funniest bit on CBB all year! Also, the Womptacular pool party needs to make it, due to Saucerman's "I haven't seen this many Asian people in the water since the last tsunami" comment...!
  20. Mixing ice tea and cocoa together would be... disgusting.
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    Episode 257 — Nuts As A Pile Of Nuts

    "That was our 'meet cute.'" "I wish I could whisper."
  22. "I haven't seen this many Asians in the water since the last tsunami." I typically listen to CBB the most while riding around in my car. But when I nearly swerved off the road & crashed my car after I heard Aukerman's observation of the Asian-filled pool, I'm re-thinking the safety level of my CBB-listening practices. Clearly I need to listen to the show where I don't pose a threat to myself or others by uncontrollable laughter...
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    CBB live 2013 - Portland

    Sent a message. Hopefully I made a good enough case...
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    Episode 230 — Something for Everything

    Neil's Last Day of School name for his improv group is a brilliant piece of Facebook buzz advertising! Brilliant! It has convinced my improv group to change our name to The FIrst Poop of the Morning. Like us on Facebook!
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    Cabbages?

    We don't need no stinkin' cabbages!
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