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I got distracted halfway through the episode by listening to blackened sludge metal while watching Best-Of: Raven Simone on The View clips

That Cody is interested in a page called "LAD Bible" and, specifically, a picture demonstrating such idiocy as to play a game in your house with that much latency, is telling Edit: Jesus Christ, the replies to that Facebook post

Yeah As a joke

The edit system on these forums can be so easily abused

Yeah, the restaurants around here have brunch from like 10 or 11 to 3. It's not so hard, since a lot of it just consists of throwing eggs onto things you'd eat normally.

Dear Patrick, What is your favorite pizza topping? Why does Hawaiian pizza exist? How should we move its fans from our lives? Kerblonk, Blink

We're about to pass Anchorman's show's forum in # of posts Ratio of threads/posts isn't a fucking contest

I like potatoes on pizza. Especially mashed or fried.

FEATURING A SPIKE LEE JOINT

You'd think Clerks: The Animated Series would be a cheap buy for Netflix

Wracking my brain trying to disprove this Most of the funny things in my life are bad Edit: Blink 182 posts

Snus were introduced when I worked at a gas station I tried them out for a month, and stopped after my dentist asked me if I had been using chewing tobacco A god damn month

This requires just the tip

I think you just turned this into a favorite pizza toppings discussion, my friend Before anybody describes a Hawaiian pizza, be sure to fuck yourself

I'm alright at sex And you can put that on my tombstone

I once farted on someone, fanning it towards them with an unfolded box from twenty feet away. When it hit their face they ran to the bathroom and vomited all over the toilet. I had been trying to achieve that the better part of a shift. There's yer fuckin' uplifting story, Kevin.

Real talk: it'd be cool to get people doing characters on the show. I mean, it's happened sort of, but I'd like to hear Adomian's Jesse Ventura on there. Maybe somebody else doing a Macho Man, or something. And then Hayes can give Savage the most epic leg drop ever and rip off his shirt, revealing that he was the Third Man the entire time.

Surf Ninjas is a quality movie, by the way

In high school, I generally hung out with a lot of older people. It was nice, because they could buy as much booze as they wanted. I grew up in a town whose population is still only 1,555, so I had to drive for pretty much everything. I drove out to a small party in the countryside, my only cargo a stolen bottle of booze from the gas station I worked at. That night was my first introduction to bar dice, which is a huge tradition in the Midwest drinking culture (but I always forget the damn rules). However well I did, I got shitfaced. I went outside to get some air, when I noticed a kitten and a BB gun. ... I apparently pet the kitten while shooting the BB gun off in the distance for a couple hours. One of my last memories was getting pissed off over why the damn BB gun stopped working for me. And then I woke up in my bed, wearing swimming trunks, and feeling like I had been skullfucked by the liquor gods. My car wasn't outside. I found my pants underneath my bed, soaking, and it all made sense. Apparently I had just pissed myself while sitting by this cat, shooting BB's. They found the gun jammed with an excessive amount of BB's, which explains why that didn't work. My friend gave me a ride home, and I guess I refused to sit on a towel and just soaked up his front seat. It was devastating, but I figured I would recover. That night, my friend had her high school graduation party. As soon as I showed up, one of the guys that was there the previous night yelled "HEY, ISN'T THAT THE GUY WHO PISSED HIS PANTS?!"

I had a house party once in high school. I don't know what I was thinking, since I knew my dad normally got home from work around 1 or 2 in the morning. It went pretty alright, overall. Some guy was just sitting in my parents' bathtub with the curtain closed while people went to the bathroom, but I somehow think it wasn't for that kind of pleasure. Finally, my dad shows up, and he's got this confused look on his face. I'm a little too drunk to react appropriately, so I just stare at him walking through the party. Finally, a group of friends come out of my bathroom with a much-older guy (25 or so, versus the average age of 17). They had been doing foilies, which is a cute way of saying they were freebasing cocaine. The older guy walks up to my dad, doesn't change his expression, and asks "Who's this chump?!"

I dated a girl who was allergic to latex. Raw-dogging it was great, but she (understandably) did not want to risk having a baby while in college, so we used K-Y "Yours + Mine" lube to try and fend off the allergic reaction. It worked okay, but, for some reason or another, the chemical reaction intensified late one night in my apartment. She told me it was like being stabbed with a lava-dong, and she ran to the bathroom to try and wash out the heat/pain. Another time it did nothing to stave off the allergic reaction, and her ladyparts reacted extremely unfavorably. "Uh, I might be doing this wrong, but I can't find the hole" "Just fucking let me do it...Oh...Oh no...OH FUCK" Her vagina had sealed shut. Speaking of posts you'll regret in the morning...

You need to add some sort of "I'm being sincere and expect sincere replies" sort of tag

FACK YOUUU Edit: Oh, let me guess: that's a Jawbreaker shirt in the other image. So you've got sick taste in music, too. FAAAAAAAAAAAACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Everybody goes back and forth on imitating the hosts' schtick Post in the moment Broseidon

Checking the forum at the bar like a guy who isn't going to pee on a church by himself after this.