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Dear Jeff Dunham, Why does everyone in my family laugh and point at Halloween skellingtons, calling them "Achmed?" Have they achieved racial enlightenment? Meowzers, Blink

You read that sentence wrong

Never gonna forgive PFT for that Android bit

Probably gonna change my username/avatar combo so I can get twice the pro version too

Honestly haven't listened to a single Howl show Stupid contest

Tempted to post pictures of cute babies and toddlers to curtail the sex-posts

I never knew "Limp Bizkit" meant "limp dicks"

With the way this is ramping up, I've already picked sides for your eventual separation The back sides *puts on glasses* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

You're playing me, not Norm, btw

The only solution is to jump on that server on a different computer and troll the living fuck out of your annoying kid And if he figures out what's going on you just slap the keyboard out of his hands and start teabagging him

Torn between liking Dairy's photo post because she deserves the boost to her self-esteem and not liking it because I don't want to be a guy that just likes semi-revealing photos of women Anyway, here's some sick tunage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_-f0gAk568

I lip-synced to Papa Roach alone in the corner at a bar tonight

1) There's a fucking HH wiki?! 2) Whoever made it forget to add my PCG appearance from the Anfanger ep.

It's hard for the human brain to comprehend very slow-building risks. If that came easily to us, RJ Reynolds would be out of business. But, anyway, great ep. Edit: Oh, and I have to add that, even though I think CTE is a huge problem that could eventually dismantle the sport of football barring some major advances, I still watch the shit. I live and grew up in Wisconsin. The Packers are my Lord and Savior. But, I played soccer growing up. I'm still waiting for Milwaukee to get an MLS team, because fuck if I'm going to root for a Chicago team in anything.

Disappointed the guy backed off the point that just because they're adults doesn't mean they're not heavily-influenced by the money to keep playing football despite knowing the (seemingly-abstract) risks.

Punk wasn't shit until hardcore came on the scene I am also 26

It's exactly where I imagined I'd be working after I got my Master's. For real, though. It's a real 420-friendly job.

I caption phone calls for the hearing impaired No, I can't share what the calls are about

Leave these posts to a professional

I'd post my profile but now I'm self-conscious about posting sad things

Mmm..We've discovered your modus operandi

Original post here sucked Here's a decent edit idea Would you fuck a clone of yourself, male/female/non-identifying?

"Don't act like you don't remember the taste of chocolate starfish on your tongue just because you're a father now. What luxury."

I hope you appreciate that I deleted my original, disgusting reply to this