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Jake Dingus

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  1. Jake Dingus

    Episode 283 β€” The 5th Anniversary Show!

    Truly amazing show, I just wish a kaiser roll joke was made for the anti-semandwich shop.
  2. Goddamnit, there definitely needs to be a delete function.
  3. https://soundcloud.c...-up-these-plugs by Jake Dingus (aka Browntown) and Dildo Baggins.
  4. Jake Dingus

    "Lap Up These Plugs"

    Here are the lyrics if that helps in any way. "Hermes with pubes of the finest texture, was commanded by zeus to proclaim a scripture, when heard by the people, hearts it shall capture not doing so would cause a great rapture What is this? this gilded scroll he speaks from, it spews from his mouth like cum from your bum bum, one word to rule them, plugs, one word to bind them plugs. shove it up your booty, and poop it out your pp, swallow these plugs and milk em out your boobies. let the children of the world lap up these plugs, why dont tell me more about the motherfucking plugs."
  5. Thanks man, Scott really does my name justice.
  6. The kind of shame that’s best downed with a fifth and the kind of cigarettes you only smoke when you've had a fifth. The mirror was shattered, it was for the best, she never liked to look at herself on a weekday. She sat at the foot of the bed, pouring over the penny saver, a coupon for a buy one get one free order of BK chicken fries fell on her lap. A seed of happiness and hunger grew in her as she placed the coupon in her purse for later, but that was immediately replaced with sadness and disgust as the knock on the door cut through the silence of the room.
  7. so James Van Der Beek put out his own fleshlight, it's called "Dawson's Cheeks". Order yours today and use codeword: Bang Bang for 10% off!
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