SteveH

1. Alan Thicke is Santa Claus? 2. Do you think anyone has ever called Andy Daly 'Yes ANDy Daly'? Because that's a really funny joke

AM I DEPRESSED? I feel like everyone else got real threats, but I just got a nice offer to get some help.

guy, please. the writers room on Baby Grandpa. Don't make me have to buy/learn photoshop. I have to see this.

So I guess it goes without saying that I'm pretty famous now. I love these forums and would love to continue being active on them, but not sure if my new busy schedule will allow it. I've already been offered a job directing all of the Baby Grandpa episodes ( they're doing a true detective thing where they just use one director for all the eps) They're flying me out tomorrow and I'm really looking forward to working with Janet Reno, Condaleeza Rice, the Quiznos monsters and everyone else. P.s. Can one of you photoshop wizards please create a pic of the writers room on baby grandpa?

Hey, maybe Sean and Hayes from the EARWOLF podcasts Hollywood Handbook would be guests to have?

I would never reference another podcast on this forum

I just can't get anything right. Sincerely, zazu

Since we all know good comedy is as simple as just saying references, I figured we should probably just go ahead and list all of them by category. I'll start us off. Wingdings (font) - Thank you to Sean AskJeeves (search engine) - Thank you to Sean Netscape (internet browser) Sanka (instant decaffeinated coffee drink) Crystal Pepsi (discontinued transparent soft drink) Be Bop & Rock Steady* (antagonistic duo of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) After listing these few examples, I can already feel myself getting funnier. I think I've cracked the code. If you just say things that are old or products that no longer exist, then you've made joke. Jokes is easy and people will think you are smart and funny and cool if you say jokes. *the reason this is funny is because these are tertiary characters from the TMNT universe. Just saying 'Leonardo', for example, is not as funny. Thank you again to Sean.

I think the only problem with that joke is that nerds is cool now (or is that part of the joke? Because you're also joking about making fun of nerds since they're actually the ones that are cool) Floppy dicks? Maybe there's something there. I don't know...

At least I got the avatar right. Now comes the hard part...JasonA? Jalexander? TheRealConstanza? SummerOfGeorge?

Your feedback is appreciated. I hope no one is offended if their name was left off the list. Those were just the people I thought of off the top of the dome. Any and all advice is welcome

A bear: if you did in fact eat this fellow, did you happen to see an older, German gentleman scamper out from behind a tree, grab the camera, and disappear into the woods?

is Packingstan any good?

Kulap Why didn't you take Scott's last name? Vilanjiasock is so hard to pronounce. Wouldn't you rather be Kumap Anchorman? You were on one episode of Parks and Rec as Ben's father's girlfriend. Who do you like better, Jonathan Banks or Howard Kremer You were in a bit of a feud with Marc Maron. Speak on that. Your HBO show has been criticized for not having enough women on it, even though it's a show about the beginnings of the silicone breast implant industry. Does Mike Judge hate women? From what I can recall, neither Beavis nor Butthead were women Thomas Middleditch's name is Thomas Middleditch, but he doesn't have a british accent. Please explain.

Well, we'll need to reach some kind of an understanding. I'll draft up a revised list of demands with my attorney. We may need some kind of mediator or conflict resolution councilor to get involved. I want to make this work

I'm not big on the internet. That experience selling computers with Lloyd Braun and my father really left a bad taste in my mouth. And I never got that damn water pick

I'm not sure if I can't accept these terms. Here is my counter-offer: I will offer a conditional surrender I will apologize, but you won't accept it I need to know the advantages of being on #teamtreese before accepting permanent banishment I would like for you to compliment my song I would like an apology for your criticism of my not having a pop filter. Furthermore, you will admit what a terrible mistake you made by filtering out the pops when you recorded the POPCORN GALLERY THEME! I would like to be signed to Hollywood Hitz Records Finally, I would like for you to pay for an all inclusive trip to LA the next time there's a live Hollywood Handbook taping. I think this is a fair compromise. Please review and let me know your answer at your earliest convenience.

I agree. I was really hoping to shake things up, but this feud has been a little underwhelming. I'll gladly keep making songs though. I take requests. Beef Over?

I gotta admit, that was a great song. So much better than the popcorn gallery theme. I think this feud has stirred something up inside of you that just came pouring out in this song and you can really hear it. Powerful.

The jerk store called. They're running outta you!

Never. Why do you think they call it pop music? I'm not that busy, so try to make this a bigger priority.

A Bear, Did you ever meet a guy who would be in the forest too much and he thought bears was like they are in cartoons and he had blonde hair and a high pitched voice and his hair was like the 3 stooges guy? Follow up: did you eat that guy on camera?

¡Salsa Picante!

I really don't have much going on right now, and I'm really anxious for Tim Treese's response. This is all I have.

I didn't know baboon's had heart shaped butts (is that what that Nirvana song is about?)